Slang words are words for stupid people.
In general, slang is used by people without the ability to use real words. People like Chavs, Surfers, internet comment writers and the average CNN news pundit.
It has also been put to use exstensively to come up with euphimistic names for genitalia.
One such euphimistic name for genitalia.
It can also be found in several sub-sections.
A Chav is a fairly common creature found in britain, particularily in Sunderland orsome other shithole.
Seen here in their natural habitat.
The Chav brand of slang consists of gutteral groaning interspersed with random swearwords, and suffixed with the word 'Innit'
For example, whilst a normal persons conversation would go something like this:
Person A: Hello, How are you?
Person B: Things haven't been great lately.
A chav's would go something like:
Chav 1: Aye man, what the fuck is up with yew?
Chav 2: This bollocks is fucked around the shit, innit.
Leet Speak is a form of slang commonly employed on the internet, to be used by gamer nerds too sad to even live in their parents basements.
They live in sub-sub-sub basements...
Leet Speak has the capability to make anything soul-destroying and pathetic. For instance, the first stanza of the poem 'A Child's Christmas In Wales' (by Dylan Thomas) when converted to 1337 $P33K reads as follows:
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I have just died a little inside.