Tasers

Tasers are "non-lethal" weapons. Non-lethal means instead of dying, you will scream and piss yourself(and wish you were dead)

Just The Facts

  1. The word "taser" comes from a novel "Thomas A Swift's Electric Rifle".
  2. Police use tasers to "subdue" suspects.
  3. Torture isn't funny, but tasing is.

Cracked on Tasers

Tasers supplanted pepper spray as police officer's go-to weapon for subduing perpetrators. Now, as a species, we wait in hushed tones for another drunken redneck or homeless person to piss off the cops so that they will load him/her up with electricity and we can laugh at their screams, with any luck prefaced by a new catch phrase.