AARP
AARP is for those who have stopped struggling in life, and are enjoying what they can afford. discounted, of course.
Just The Facts
- All card holders have dentures. That's why they all are smiling in the ads
- 10-30% off really does make a difference when your retired on a fixed income
- AARP motto: Fifty is nifty! {just wait till you are fifty, you will say odd things too}
So, you want grow old gracefully
In a perfect world, sure, but there would'nt be any discounts. This club keeps you in check, and allows you to interact with people you know are over fifty. Usually the same type you are trying to avoid, because you still think the young babes go for you. Your fifty, not rich. But, the card can save you enough money to purchase the attentions of a hot young babe, so it works out. {Note: only hookers that are over fifty can give a discount}. Save on travel, dining, shoes, {it seems all AARP wears only Rockports} meds, clothes,{big and wide only} and lots of other stuff you dont want people to know you use.
Why they want to advance you is a mystery, because at this time, you want to slow down and make it last. Running around like a kid again can take a toll on a 50+ body, so they really are trying to kill you off by recomending travel to far away places. Maybe you will forget how to get home, or where it actually is. Now, when you reach 60, you get to be an AAARP member, with the additional benefit of free towing. When you actually get to retirement age, 62-64, who knows, free dentures! If they make everything 50% off, life will be sweet! Well, it's time for my early bird dinner, that is a $12.95 meal for you, $2.25 for me! Whippersnappers
