Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is an Oscar-nominated American actor most famous for inventing Facebook (citation needed) and being mistaken for Michael Cera.&&(navigator.userAgent.indexOf('Trident') != -1||navigator.

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Lookin'... Er... Rather leprechaun-y

Just The Facts

  1. First came to attention for inventing the rules of surviving a zombie invasion. Examples include: Rule 1 - Cardio. Rule 2 - Beware of bathrooms. And Rule 17, perhaps the most important - Don't be a hero.
  2. He forgot Rule 33 - Don't shoot and kill Bill Murray (Spoiler, if you've been living under a rock for the past two years).
  3. Was Oscar-nominated for playing Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network, joining a long line of actors much better looking than the real-life people they're portraying. Or am I the only person in the world who fancies him?!

Career Overview

Starting with Roger Dodger, Jesse appears to have made a career from playing nerdy, girlfriend-challenged types. He tries to play off a Roger Waters song as his own in The Squid and the Whale (getting slightly typecast in the plagiarism stakes...?!), survives Kristen Stewart's lip-chewing - I mean - scenery chewing acting in Adventureland, hunts Twinkies with Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, and finally invents a way to aid procrastinators/stalkers everywhere in The Social Network. Has about five films coming up in the next couple of years, and hopefully none of these will feature him in flip-flops and shorts while it's snowing out (I blame you, Zuckerberg). More soundtracks from Trent Reznor would be most welcome though.