Motorcycle Safety

The safest thing you can do with one is give it to your mortal enemy.  The second sentence is normally where'd we make a joke about dicks or sexual inadequacy, but there's absolutely nothing phallic about buying a big, throbbing danger-machine and holding it between your legs.  (And even if you have nothing to compensate about, after a few months of shaking and baking your crotch, you will).

The average insurance premium for a young male motorcycler is a fair fraction of the total insured amount, or perhaps the GDP of a small country.  This is because the biker is not expected to survive long enough to make a second payment, as a motorbike is basically a conversion kit for turning an insecure asshole into an extremely unguided missile.