Robots do not feel love. If a robot tells you it loves you then NUKE IT, NUKE IT NOW because it is only trying to lull you into a false sense of security before raping and/or pillaging your village.
While respected scientists, philosophers, physicists, and super models have tried, Robot Love continues to elude the scientific community. Even Cracked's top team of the highest minds have failed to unlock the key to the purest of all loves.
SWAIM! Come quick! I may have just discovered the first molecular dick joke!
Many other emotions have been captured, such as Robot Rage and Robot Lust. It is decided that Robot Love will forever be the unattainable goal of the science world...much like a Cracked writer who doesn't laugh at the word "balls."
We bet you read the title of this section and thought "HAHA! I knew it! They were just trying to throw me off the trail! Now, Cracked, tell me where I can get all my robot love needs fulfilled."
We also bet you're retarded.
Robots cannot love.