Chippendale Dancers

The dancing is just a part of the show. Let us not kid ourselves, it is the main part, but it is hidden by a "broadway-esque" performance (it is hilarious that they seem to actually think that) and the dancers rarely show their groins. Making exceptions for ladies brought to the stage that essentially have no other choice. Many of them are intimidated by the image. This is because they are there for the show (they are virgins or born-again virgins through atrophy) and did not intend to see more than their pretty abs and rears. The reason why these men are so "clean" in their dirty performances is because even if a woman nicks the tip or grabs the balls in a drunken fit of insesnitive dumb-fuckery, there is nothing that can be done about it. Most men are against the existence of male strippers and like to think they have women figured out so, when one of the Kardashians is (allegedly!) thrown face-first into the ground, they are backed up by the law. That is the world you live in. A world where balls are a weak-spot for comedy but tough as steel legally. That is something I can get behind for self-defense reasons but it just so happens I kiss my whores on the mouth!

Chippendale has bars all around the world. The main event is a show with guys humping all over the stage, showing almost all of their naked bodies and then giving out lap dances. Women tend to prefer to have their dirty indulgences hidden by fake art and pretentiousness. That way, they do not feel like men. Of course, while men do not like forced sodomy (all the time) or having their balls squashed to guacamole (depends), they love being treated like a piece of meat. That is partly why they daydream about their mothers' friends. Hell, they even have a whole sci-fi universe in their heads that revolve around their dicks and why everybdy wants to see them. Hence, Chippendale was born, and I find it hilarious that most women do not even know that the very reason why they are pigs is the reason why we get to see them be entertaining. Go see the show anyway ladies, it is quite a night out. It is designed for ladies of all ages to congregate. I have seen perfecty normal looking ladies who turned out to be sisters and mother and daughter groups going to see this show together. That is the length to which most will convince themselves that this is not a skin-show or that their new "Love takes it to the Plank" pirtate romance novel is not erotica in a thin disguise. But it can be worse. Margaret Cho went to see The Wall with her mother.