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Framing your photo is by far the most important factor in determining whether your image will merely be a "good" picture, or a good picture that looks like porn. Don't just shoot the standard straight-ahead shot; that's the lazy way. Look for creative angles that bring out your subject's inherent interest, and resemblance to a big ass or something.

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These photos are examples of what you should strive for, in your own Flickr photography. Each one shows a common, everyday object, such as a parsnip, and through the magic of framing, transforms it into something very much like porn.

An elbow:

A portobello mushroom:

It's a couch:

Wrist, with bracelet:

Leg, bent at knee:

It's a book:

Nice doughnuts:

Bread dough:

The corner of a room, with sexy wallpaper:

He's just getting hit with a snowball:

A banana in a cocktail:

Snapdragon:

Palm:

Happy Meal toy, of some sort:

Petunia bud:

Uvula:

Daddy's knees:

Snowdrift:

A parsnip:

A zipper on a purse:

Orange:

Dude's armpit:

Fingertips:

Dude's neck:

A tree stump;

Pumpkin:

Toes:

A rock:

Apple:

That's a knee:

Girl looks at her arm: