Darth Maul
After a tiger rapes Satan, the last thing the delivering doctor sees is that bastard Darth Maul.
Just The Facts
- Darth Maul was a Sith Lord and motivational speaker
- His book was pulled from shelves after inspiring 11 readers to kill all who opposed them.
- There's a little Darth Maul in all of us...usually against our will.
Inspirational series
Darth Maul is best known as the Sith Lord who killed Qui-Gon Jin and then got cocky, letting Obi-Wan overcome certain death to slay him. But as the old adage says, "When life chops you in half and dumps you in a nuclear reactor, come back as Cyborg Satan."
That actually happened?
Maul's intense struggle through physical therapy and even more intense hatred of all that is good led him to the motivational speaker circuit. His lecture series went beyond simply attaining happiness and completing objectives, beyond even good or evil. Bathroom breaks were forbidden at his talks, because the audience not only might miss something, they were wasting still-useful resources.
Some of his lessons are encapsulated here:
