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Because of this.
Valentine's day is on the 14. of february.
Heres a fun and misleading poem:
Hayle Bishop Valentine whose day this is
All the Ayre is thy Diocese
And all the chirping Queristers
And other birds ar thy parishioners
Thou marryest every yeare
The Lyrick Lark, and the graue whispering Doue,
The Sparrow that neglects his life for loue,
The houshold bird with the redd stomacher
Thou makst the Blackbird speede as soone,
As doth the Goldfinch, or the Halcyon
The Husband Cock lookes out and soone is spedd
And meets his wife, which brings her feather-bed.
This day more cheerfully than ever shine
This day which might inflame thy selfe old Valentine.-John Donne, Epithalamion Vpon Frederick Count Palatine and the Lady Elizabeth marryed on St. Valentines day
Also don't forget the scented candles. There can't be no love in a place with no vibe. Try to barely pass as sober so you don't do anything stupid before you have to.And then keep the stupidity to a bare minimum of dick jokes. Yeah I can't believe I just said that. But There is something inside you that gives you the warm feeling inside when you do something good without getting anything. That same feeling comes over you when you light the fire of love inside someone else by doing something completly out of character. By that I mean making the day worth to someone else.