Chat Roulette

More dicks than at a lacrosse game.

It's a very dick-oriented site

Just The Facts

  1. Chat Roulette was made for strangers across the world to meet and get to know each other.
  2. Chaos ensued.
  3. For every normal-looking person you find, you have to get past seven or eight dicks.
  4. It's kind of like a challenge, like "Find the needle in the dickstack".
  5. That is not as fun as it sounds.
  6. Russian Roulette sounds like more fun.

What is Chat Roulette

Chat Roulette is where guys take their dicks for a date. Have you ever jacked off to random strangers staring in horror? Me neither, but it sounds hot.. Anyway, the site has about three things on it: The Next button, which you must keep your mouse on at all times, the live video feed of your partner (masturbating), and a chat box where you can talk about dicks.

Half of you reading this right now are staring at your screen slack-jawed, wondering who in the world would go to this site and do this kind of thing. The other half of you already quit out of this page and are spanking it on Chat Roulette.

The Founder

Is man not entitled to see stranger's penises? No, says the man in Washington, he should be joining the army. No, says the man in Moscow, he should be harvesting the crops. No, says the man in the Vatican, God frowns upon that sort of thing. I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose CHAT ROULETTE.-Andrey Ternovskiy, Founder of Chat Roulette.

You may be thinking only the devil himself or Cthulu could create a website so satanic, but actually it was made by a 17-year old Russian kid named Andrey Ternovskiy. He claims he created the site in "two days and two nights." That's right ladies and gentlemen, in a twentieth of the time it took God to flood the world, Chat Roulette was conceived, born, and making people try to gouge their eyes out with the keyboards.


Chat Roulette didn't always have the cult following it did now. There was a time back in early November when the site came out, when there was only about 500 dicks a day. A month later there was 50,000 a day. Andrey even claims that there are 1.5 million users. Hell, even South Park featured Chat Roulette in one of their episodes.

Now if your still with me by now, you're probably thinking that me and you are the only normal people left alive. It seems a virus has been released that turns everyone into dick-loving zombies. Luckily for us, I have a solution. I have a remote cabin in the woods in Northern Maryland with enough food and water for a few months. There is no internet connection which is good because in a few weeks every site will just be a link to Chat Roulette. Here, go to this site, its a secure server, me and you can communicate from there. Oh shit, what was that? Oh god, they've found me. Go to the site, meet me at the cabin, we might just get through this together.