Leighton Meester Sex Tape
A home movie of TV actress Leighton Meester having sex is garnering embarrassing levels of interest on the web. We decided to see how it stacks up next to a home video that fetched the same asking price, back before America went fucking insane.
The Economy of Celebrity Sex Tapes
The insane level of interest in the Leighton Meester video caught the celebrity sex tape industry off guard. Even the sex tape broker (apparently this is a thing) who's selling it, Kevin Blatt, said, "I have been surprised by the level of interest in it." His surprise likely stems from the fact that nobody knew who Leighton Meester was or that "Leighton" was even a real name.
Of course, Meester's low profile is exactly why people are interested. While all celebrity sex tapes are supposedly "leaked" or "stolen," they're usually stolen from the sorts of people who, if push came to shove, would do it with a hobo for an US Weekly cover.
The last horribly filmed celebrity sex tape to cause this much online buzz starred a then barely known Paris Hilton. Because the footage was of such shitty quality, and because people were only vaguely aware of her existence, they assumed it was a genuine home movie, and it launched her career.
If Meester goes on to star in more sex tapes or a VH1 reality show, the Internet will continue its search for the Jackie Robinson of unwilling celebrity porn stars. For now, the hopes of a generation of creepy masturbators rest squarely on Meester's shoulders.
what's with Hollywood these days?! You'd think with as much money as these people make they could afford a phone with at least a half-ass decent camera on it!
ReplyNever heard about it.
Replywhere is the friggin thing?
ReplyWhat ever happened to that sex tape? I've never gone looking for it, but I've also never seen it lying around the intertubes; so I'm curious, was it ever released?
ReplyThe Zapruder film is in no sense "The only known footage of the assassination of John F Kennedy"... The Nix film certainly contains also footage of the fatal head shot (I very nearly said "third" fatal head shot, but that's far from clear), albeit far less clearly and distinctly, but almost a dozen other films record parts of the actual event or the moments leading up to it that provide potentially equally vital clues when scruitinised.
ReplyThe importance of the Zapruder film rather is that firstly it provides a fairly close view of the fatal head shot and also contains within it evidence of the nature and path of two or possibly more shots prior shots before that.
Wrong: Teddy Roosevelt was the youngest.
ReplyAs kbrown2225 pointed out, the article is right, JFK was the youngest man ever elected president. Roosevelt became President when McKinley was assassinated.
Isn't Leighton a guy's name?
ReplyGod can everyone shut up about Teddy Roosevelt youngest president thing?!
ReplyJesus Christ.
Technically Jesus was never elected. So JFK still wins.
wait how do you jack someone off with your feet?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesPut the dick between your feet and then rub it up and down.
Ignore that guy. You have to repeatedly kick the scrotum.
HHHAHAHA people on cracked are funny
Theodore Roosevelt was the youngest president, not JFK.
ReplyActually the article is correct JFK was the youngest man ever "elected" president. Teddy Roosevelt was younger when he "became" president but that was after the assasination of McKinley so he was not elected until his next term.
Well played, kbrown2225. Well played.
allmost 89% of women pornos were unbelievable.so,what is better for those who participating in such kind of action?
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesWhoa whoa, was this English? I recognize the words, but it's like some kind of moonspeak or something.
ya, really what?
What the f**k is moonspeak?
What the f**k, indeed.
I English speak good for you to listen ear me yes no?
very facinatin feature,continue ok?
Replyis for you foreen person englshi more OK GO ha!!
Or LolLOL you hah do do go for why no? (Cyrian for "check out the dictionary, dude!"
I choose only to reply to this so I can do this
*trolololololololololololololol
because anyone who has sex on film is a whore...so 95% of the women on the internet, are whores. including your mom. whoops.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Replies95% of the women on the Internet ARE whores, if they upload videos of themselves having sex. I mean why, why would you put that on the Internet? Because you want people to watch you having sex. Seems pretty whore-ish to me.
Your argument is based on the premise that they uploaded the video themselves. Certainly not some disgruntled ex-boyfriend or -husband who promised them no one would ever see it.
Statistically that would would be the exception SyrussKahlai.
You have to remember though, she was famous BEFORE the sex tape came out. Many people, (females), already knew her from her acting on Gossip Girl which is a well known show. The difference with Leighton and all the others sluts is that this sex tape didn't make her any more famous than she already was and it certainly didn't help her career.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesAnd the film was such poor quality you couldn't really get a grasp on what she was doing. But still, mostly the other thing.
That, and the fact that she has brown hair. BROWN hair ! :0 lol
Didn't make her more famous? Considering that only now have I heard of her, it did, in fact, make her more famous. Of course, I only took a second look because in the picture, she kind of looked like Summer Glau.
Isn't there another film of the Kennedy assassination? The Orville Nix film?
ReplyNever heard o' that one.
You are correct. He was from Dallas, and recorded what a lot of people consider to be film just as valuable as the Zapruder film. Anyway, yeah, you're right, not just some conspiracy nut.
she's such a pretty girl, sad to discover she's also a whore
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesSo anyone who has sex is a whore? You must hate being alive.
They're all whores.
no, but a Hollywood celebrity who already plays a s**t on TV and is promiscuous enough to have a sex tape is most likely a whore in real life. then again, could be wrong.
Her being or not being a whore would depend entirely upon whether or not the was leaked or "leaked".
I RUB MAYONNAISE ON MY ASS.
They're all whores when they don't sleep with you.
What the hell are any of you talking about? accept for greasynutz none of you make sense and that's just a ridiculous sentence I just typed....who the hell is this chick anyway?
Reply*except
*trollface
The market for celebrity sex tapes has declined dramatically since its high water mark. When Jane Fonda's exercise tapes were at their peak, I estimated that they could've easily grossed in excess of $3 BILLION dollars. It's not as if that girl hadn't already embarrassed herself beyond any possibility of further social stigma.
ReplyYes, Veronica, the world was a very different place in those ancient days. Today's world was just a gleam in the eye of Kim Stanley Robinson. Read "The Gold Coast". Pity is, those California nards took it as a how-to manual. So much for Western civilization and Christendom. Happy barbarism, trending swiftly down into out-and-out savagery. Hope you've got your space paid for in a Fortress City, coming soon to a community near you.
Aww Down-voted, and you tried so hard to be an intellectual too.
Oh well, maybe the brain eating zombies won't notice you.
How f*****g badly do you have to hate your child to name them "leighton meester?"
Reply Hide All See All 5 Repliesor as classmates call her, "Mr. Lighton"
I'm pretty sure Meester is her last name and therefore not given.
fair enough. but all together it still sounds like a name for a cartoon mouse.
Giving a child the last name of one of its parents is traditional, but when you pop out a baby the entire name portion is blank. So you could name her Lay-a-ton McScroogerson if you wanted to (there are a bunch of celebrity parents to give their kids different last names, but as sampling goes, it's probably more prevalent among them than the general population).
Well, sure, they could have given her a last name that wasn't Meester, but it's not exactly likely or an evidence of cruelty not to.
The Zapruder film is not the only known footage of the Kennedy Assassination. It is the only GOOD footage of the Kennedy Assassinate.
ReplyHow very naive of you. The conspirators behind the (soon-deceased) conspirators aren't the sort of folks who would chance the others keeping an edge which they themselves lacked. Ever. Machiavelli wouldn't have approved. (Ah, 14th century Italy, when abbesses and pontiffs alike carried poison rings and carefully concealed dirks to bed. And monks committed mass rapine in convents far and wide.) In any case, if word of the celebratory sounds from certain tony neighborhoods in Dallas at the wonderful news are to be believed, then many of them would've had the whole thing taped in living color from multiple angles. Both for wholesome family entertainment through the Holidays and more solitary "celebrations" during quieter moments down through the years.
So, do you aways name-drop Renaissance politicians so you have an excuse to point out corruption in the Catholic church, or did you honestly believe that it had something to do with the comment you are replying to?