David Cross

David Cross is an atheist stand-up comic and actor. He’s mostly known for his atheist portrayal of Tobias Funke on the brilliant atheist Fox sitcom, Arrested Development. Also, he’s an atheist.

He stays in this pose for his entire show.

Just The Facts

  1. David Cross is an Atheist.
  2. He is currently involved in two ongoing celebrity feuds and was in a third - briefly - back in 2005 with Pitchfork (if Pitchfork counts as a celebrity).
  3. He starred in "Alvin and the Chipmunks" and its - shudder - "Squeakquel." But that's okay, because he did it to buy a second house.
  4. "Arrested Development" and "Mr. Show" are two of the best TV shows ever made.
  5. He is also a genius. And an atheist, in case we didn't mention...Did we?...Fuck it.
  6. A lot of people think he's a dick.

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