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The kinky duck

Just The Facts

  1. There are over 2 million people in the US alone who admit to being kinky.
  2. Everyone has a fetish, many people just don't realize it.
  3. Kinksters (as they are often refered to as), are just like everyone else

OMG FREAKS!!

I want to first go on record that this is an informative article, so pull up your pants.

BDSM, (Bondage Domination Sado Masochism), is a relatively normal thing in todays society. We see people who are into it every day. From the girl in the latex skirt you saw at the mall today, (and were too afraid to talk to despite being amazingly hot), to the guy wearing the too-tight-for-him trenchcoat. These are normal people. They hold normal jobs. During the day, they live normal lives. But at night...

9:00 PM

They go out in style, loving a darker side of life that they can share with other like-minded individuals. This includes men and women, all over the age of consent, (that one is kinda big). And what does that entail you ask? Well, whips and chains of course! Well, no, not really. Usually a leather flogger, a little bit of rope, and a willing helper.

Certain clubs actually encourage this type of behavior, specifically made for this most auspicious audience. But they question begs to be asked, why do they do it? Well, I'll tell you. It's fun. Yes, looking at a large whip with a hundred tails can be extremely scary the first time, but once you feel it, you get the most fantastic feeling. Like you're getting high. Oh wait...

The effects

Endorphins. This is a term that is used to describe a broader range of chemicals that are naturally created in the brain. They are pain killers. They are the bodies natural morphine. Yes, you read that right, morphine. And how do you access this wealth of completely legal natural drugs? Why, pain, of course. And the better the person is at administering this pain, the better you'll feel. And I don't want to get any emails about people breaking their legs. It doesn't work quite like that. Let me explain.

Endorphins:
We've discussed this. They are a mild sedative and pain killer that works pretty much the same way morphine does. They way you access them is pain yada yada yada. Breaking your leg will actually cause a rush of endorphins, but the nice little high you aren't feeling is blocked by the fact that you are in a LOT of pain. More than the endorphins themselves can handle. And you don't have an infinte amount stored up, so they won't last forever. They'll last, oh, an hour, maybe. Just enough to get to the hospital where you explain why you thought that was a good idea. The best way to get them? Be spanked.

How to spank:
Don't think you need this? Think again. If you want to either get a good feeling or give one, you need to know how to do it. You canNOT just hit someone over and over on the ass as hard as you can and expect happy feelings. It didn't work when you were a kid, it won't happen now. You need to start light, covering both cheeks. They may get pink, that's normal. gradually increase the intensity. But, watch out. EVERYONE has a limit. Even if they don't think they do, trust me, they do. It's always wise to apply a safeword. This is a word that means, and I'm quoting "Fuck you! Fuck you I can't take this shit anymore!". BTW, stop is a very bad safeword. Usually red, or if you are Peter Griffin, banana.

once you get both cheeks nice and pink and warm, you can go harder and harder. Use a scale to figure out how much your partner can take. 1 means "your a fucking pussy" 10 means "your a sadistic ass bitch". Try to stay between 4 and 6. After a few minutes, the mind will flood with endorphins. And then they'll feel much better.

How can I get in on this shit?

There are many sites available for both research and for finding a partner. All will be cited on here, (or at least all the ones worth anything), and you can always email me for more information.