Industrial Music
Noone, anywhere, has a cohesive all-encompassing explanation of the traits that define "Industrial Music". So we're just gonna make shit up.
Just The Facts
- Noone, anywhere, has a cohesive all-encompasing explanation of the traits that define "Industrial Music".
- That said; most early Industrial Music sounds, for the most part, like how it would sound if you drove a tank through a crowded zoo.
- Most modern Industrial Music sounds like what happens when you say "dugga" over and over while humming.
- You just totally did that, didn't you? The "dugga" thing with your mouth? We had a feeling you would.
- Oh, and there is a lot of combat boots involved, for some unclear reason. Every-fucking-body is wearing combat boots.
- We've decided to illustrate this topic with nothing but pictures of legendary Throbbing Gristle frontman Genesis P-Orridge, post-op. Because fuck you that's why.
History

Although they themselves were influenced by late 1960s experimental/psychedelic, Krautrock and noise-rock bands, most people lay the blame for Industrial Music on the band Throbbing Gristle. This probably stems from the fact that they referred to their music as industrial and started a record label called Industrial Records. Maybe, just sayin'. They were known for their home-built instruments, confrontational shows (including an infamous early stage setup where you had to choose whether to hear or see the band), and tendency to push uncomfortable extremes of both high and low sound frequencies, on top of already controversial lyrics and image. We'd be willing to guess that if they could have pulled it off, they would have showed up on the doorstep of every person who bought one of their albums, just to personally kick them in the balls.

'cause they crunk like dat.
Other early Industrial Music bands, such as fellow British act Cabaret Voltaire, American acts Z'EV and NON, and Australia's SPK were initially similarly confrontational; embracing totalitarian, occult and transgressive imagery, Dadaist/Situationist performance art, references to controversial authors like William S Burroughs, and frequently nihilistic and culturally subversive subject matter. What these seemingly unrelated acts shared is less about musical influence than symbolic influence; or so says that cute chick behind the counter of the sandwich shop with the dreads and facial piercings.
In any case Industrial Music as-such technically ended around the same time first-wave punk did, and in 1980 shattered into a bunch of tedious sub-genres that don't mean dick to pretty much anybody, even the vast majority of people that claim to like Industrial Music. Even the most devoted rivethead (technical term for Industrial Music fan) isn't gonna correct you if you casually refer to Frontline Assembly, Current 93 or Coil as Industrial; and if one does, say they sound like a raver with all their corny sub-genres and shit. Then ask them if Psy-Trance is a subgenre of Industrial. Protect your nuts first tho, they'll probably be wearing steel-toed boots.

Or occasionally something more sensible.
During the rest of the 80s, Industrial Music began to develop more of a rock-based sound as some returned to their post-punk roots, while others rallied around Chicago record label Wax Trax! Records. With a few notable exceptions (Canada's Skinny Puppy and Einstuerzende Neubauten from Germany, for example), Wax Trax! began to define Industrial Music the way most people know it now. Late-80s/early-90s successes by industrial-metal bands like KMFDM, Godflesh, and Ministry paved the way for Trent Reznor, who was desperate to make people forget the flaming piles of synthpop dogshit he was responsible for in the mid-80s.
Reznor led his industrial band Nine Inch Nails to achieve massive commercial success in the early 90s (more than any band in the genre), wait five years, release a dreaded double album, and hide for five more years before re-booting the band with a much less industrial style, because he's an opportunistic twat, some sort of musical genious or something. One would be inclined to thank God for the the massive mountains of booze and drugs he consumed in the late-90s that prevented him from riding the trend that could have turned him rap-metal.







LOL at folks who point out percieved factual inaccuracies in a humour piece.
ReplyHEY THAT'S WHAT WE DO!
i mean on youtube
Replyi paused SPK's slogun on my computer to listen to it on itunes...
ReplyI like the article, however Ministry was making flaming piles of synthpop dogshit too before they went aggro. Cevin Key (of Skinny Puppy) was also making flaming piles of synthpop dogshit too before he joined Skinny Puppy (Images In Vogue anyone?). Not sure why TR always gets dogged for that, and everyone acts like Al Jourgensen and Cevin Key were birthed with SPK playing in the delivery room.
ReplyYou can't deny Skinny Puppy/Ministry/KMFDM's influence on Trent Reznor when NIN started. He technically got his most interesting start as a side member of Pigface, coming up with the song "SUCK". I actually remain a fan of NIN, but I'm also a comedy writer.
voodoodrew is 100% correct, though you do have to admit the VERY VERY SIMILAR SOUND "Down In It" had to "Dig It" (Skinny Puppy) and how VERY VERY SIMILAR the video for "Head Like A Hole" is to "Burning Inside" (Ministry).
I am a major Industrial music fan but I have a sense of humour about it :). Great article :)
Replyhaha. I should have checked your topic out first cuz I used the same Trent Reznor vid on my Nine Inch Nails topic.
ReplyDon't like industrial music, keep that lame ass term for TG's "Garbage art"! And don't suck off anything man your perpetuating the myth that anything from Texas is a steer or q***r, TG is trash get over it.
ReplyLame ass author and TG, their all so high and mighty on them selves even though they suck ass. TG and this smug author are can keep the term INDUSTRIAL for all I care would be easier to distinguish between shiity writing and music.
ReplyI apologise, princess, that I don't suck off your personal favorite dumbass 'industrial' band. I'm sure they're amazing.
Haaaa there's a guy here in North Central Ohio who hosts jam nights and he told me the story of Trent Reznor back in the 80's... apparently he told Trent his music blows and to take his baby powdered ass back to Cleveland (Trent's dad owns a corporation that manufactures heaters and whatnot around here). A few years later, Pretty Hate Machine came out lol
ReplyCruel Tropic Vag.
ReplyIf there's one man that can make sodapop cockpotassium, then Brent Spiner is that man.
You and nova_NIN are cool Cracked but don't ever piss the Dickchild again. He knows where you keep your s'mores and your rogaine.
stfu and gtfo newfag... it's obvious you're just another troll
I'm sure 4chan misses your wit.
Cool Topic Page.
ReplyIf there's one man that can make synthpop dogshit awesome, then Trent Reznor is that man.
You and me are cool Cracked but don't ever diss The Fragile again. I know where you keep your whores and your cocaine.
We will keep that in mind, sir.