I've got go to New York for about a week, so I won't have time to work on this. I want this topic though, so I'll publish a bullshit version and fix it later.
If you look at enough varieties of food, you will invariably find some specimens that look like a dick. Most commonly seen in bananas, dicks can be seen in almost any type of food. There's really isn't that much here to be written; in fact, this is an almost completely visual article.