Wikipedia

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. We've all heard of it. But what is it? Our first hint might come from the logo.

The newer, truer logo.
The newer, truer logo.

Just The Facts

  1. Wikipedia is a free online encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
  2. Wikipedia has over ten million registered users.
  3. Over 95 percent of those users are retarded.

What is it?

As those of you who read the facts already know, Wikipedia is an online encyclopedia that anyone can edit. The scope of the articles are wide ranging; from this one on some battle in Pennsylvania to this one on some lake in California to this one on Mario Kart. For every article, there are dozens of editors who have taken the time to research, verify, and cite all the information they insert.

Oh, Sorry...

We got carried away there for a second. Wikipedia is actually a giant magnet for spam and hoaxes. To understand why, imagine a giant wall.

Great Wall 1

Now, imagine that you write anything you wanted on it, without anyone knowing who you were.

Great Wall 2

You see where this is going.

But why does it matter?

Almost every school child uses Wikipedia to study for essays and tests. Some scientists use it to collect baseline data. Hell, it was even cited in a court case (although that was thankfully thrown out on appeal). So it's dangerous when, during a case to decide if your prostitution ring/crack cocaine smuggling operation is defendable under the first amendment, someone edits the article about you from "He is an upstanding citizen who saved 200 lives and loves freedom" to "He had sex with a camel", and the jury rules based on that.