Curling is the answer to the question "What would happen if we take the strategy of chess, the excitement of shuffleboard, the rules of bowling and bocce ball, and the equipment from the janitors closet?"
Curling is one of those sports that most people aren't even aware exists in the years between the winter Olympics. Some attempts have been made to increase its popularity, but really contributed to making it seem more ridiculous
And of course let's not forget the ever popular Curling games
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Although the Olympics feature both Men and Women's Curling, Women's Curling is much more entertaining. Since much of curling involves yelling about what way the oversized hockey puck is going, after a few drinks it's not hard to confuse the yells with that of the average porn star
And of course, let's not forget the fact that after hockey, it's practically Canada's national sport. It's so big in Canada that in 2009, a naked women of curling calendar was released
However, much like other calendars, they don't really show what the real people that play the sport actually look like