Brooke Mueller

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Just The Facts

  1. Was an actress(i guess)
  2. married to Charlie sheen.
  3. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!THATS IT!REALLY!

THE STORY

Now...I have never heard of this person before now but i bring to you all the facts available on the internet which may sound like an unbeliveable task but not really.sooooooooo,Brooke mueller if that is her real name...IT'S FUCKING NOT,IT;S BROOKE ALLEN(that sneaky bitch)

(PIC RELATED,ALSO HER)

After she blew up big ben in london she married Charlie Sheen(whom i thought was fuccking dead) on May 30,2008 then they had some fuckin twins or some shit "max and bob"(also thought they were dead) She has also appeared in several movies and tv shows.But to say this bitch had an acting career is BULLSHIT! I think bigfoot has appeared in more films than this bitch.

(ALSO STARRING ADAM SANDLER)

Brooke has supposedly appeared in the 1999 NEVER HEARD OF CLASSIC "Witchouse"(could have been two words,but whatever) then again in 2004 in the John Travolta movie "A Love Song For Bobby Long"(too many words,ugh can this whore ever get it right) All before failing into a career as a real estate investor.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!!!

First of all it's a fucking miracle that CRACKED has heard of this bitch at all unless they read an article listing the top 5 people that the world would'nt care about if they died (wink wink nod nod DAN O'BRIAN ARE YOU FUCKING READING THIS) Anyway if there was any story about brooke it would be on December 25,2009 Brooke and Charlie had a domestic dispute...

Sheen was arrested on charges of domestic violence including second-degree assault and menacing(slut deserved it if you ask me) against Brooke Mueller He was released from jail after posting an $8,500 bond and is scheduled to appear in court on February 8, 2010. Sheen's (BAC) at the time of the incident was 0.04%, while Mueller's BAC was 0.13%.And if you don't know BAC means then you are either 10 years old in which case get the fuck out or you are a retard in which case you liked this article.

THATS IT, IF YOU CAN FIND MORE THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO OUTSIDE AND MAYBE MAKE SOME FRIENDS. I DON'T KNOW SOMETHING ELSE.