Wii Active
For many years Nintendo has worked hard to bring us quality products. Then they made the Nintendo Wii...
Just The Facts
- The Wii is the result of a collective 'fuck dis!' from the folks at Nintendo
- Developers feel the need to create an attachment for every tiny gameplay element!
- Games like Wii Active are infact so casual, they replace the need for real physical activity
EXERGAMING
Wii Exersize games (and to a greater extent every genre Wii game in existance) appears to be an attempt by Nintendo to destroy what little dignity casual gaming may have once owned.
Not Pictured: Dignity
As humanity gets lazier and people become less and less patient and more and more fat, gaming companys have struggled to find effective ways to stimulate our imaginations. This has lead to the creation of Fitness Games or (according to the experts at Wikipedia) "Exergaming"
Theese addictive games main focus is to combine the love of gaming that most people have with the practicality of real physical exorsize.
This could possibly be an effort by Nintendo to keep its primary consumer base living long enough to actually consume their games, rather than die of Heart attacks and strokes every time Nintendo announces a new addition to the Mario franchise.
You want Mario... YOU RUN FOR MARIO!
