Christina Hendricks
Christina Hendricks plays Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men,' a critically acclaimed show that is notable for making young men jealous of the sex their grandfather's generation had.
Just The Facts
- Christina Hendricks is actually a blonde. She dyes her hair red.
- Besides Jack Daniels, the only good thing to come from Tennessee.
- They are real.
Christina Hendricks in 'Mad Men'
Edging out the unbelievably sexy January Jones is virtually impossible, but, thanks to a fantastically curved body and the general novelty of the elusive attractive red head, Christina Hendricks wins the contest.
You lose. Somehow.
In case you skipped the rest of the article because you were understandably very busy scrutinizing the previous pictures for important details, Christina Hendricks plays Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men.' Joan is the head of the secretaries at the Sterling-Cooper advertising agency, where her job description includes banging the co-owner of the company into a heart attack and making other secretaries cry.
With a stare that can penetrate even the hardest of men and a voice that is what history's greatest phone sex operators aspire to, Joan makes 'Mad Men' worthwhile for even the laziest of viewers.
That second picture of her looks like ashley simpson's face photoshopped on her body.
ReplyWhose seen her hubby?
ReplyIf you haven't look up Geoffrey Arend.
The cleavage pie chart was an admittedly clever idea. This article could've been good... maybe.
ReplyThere were words?
^looks up @ article^
Oh, yeah! Musta been distracted by something else.
How can you write an article on Christina Hendricks and not mention the evil awesomeness that was Saffron in Firefly? For shame, sir.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesAh yes, Saffron. Admittedly a spectacular episode...for "other" reasons...ahem...*cough*...
Who am I kidding? Christina Hendricks is why I watched that episode, screw everything else (actually, forget everything else, screw Christina Hendricks...that's better)
@themightydm You mean "those episodes" - she was in two; one never aired, much like two other Firefly episodes. She shines in both episodes she was in - YoSaffBridge is quite a piece of work, as you find out if you buy the Firefly boxset.
I, too, clicked the article for any mention of Firefly, and upon not seeing one, I am disappoint.
That was a Firefly episode? All I remember is Christina Hendricks naked, and.....
Sorry, I had to go take care of something. What was I talking about?
I'll be in my bunk.
I agree, except the the only redeeming quality this article has is Christina Hendricks' tits.
ReplyThe only redeeming quality this article has is that it was too short to waste too much of my time. Seriously, you had to post this? This isn't a matter of "Don't click on it if you don't like the subject material", this is a matter of "How can I get people to like what I type? Oh yeah, BOOBS!" I like them too, but this was just pathetic. Hey Cody, just make your articles 1/4th their current size, fill them with pictures of boobs, and watch the positive comments flow in.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesI agree. Silly me, I thought it was going to be an article on Mad Men, not "Look at Christina Hendricks' boobies."
Its their site, if they want to put useless s**t on here, why are you reading it, then coming on to complain?
I'm complaining because I didn't know it was useless until I read it, duh.
@ mordredlefay > It wasn't that hard to figure out. Honestly Christina Hendricks's rack is the first thing I thought of when I read the title. I don't know why you expected anything else given the thumbnail and that title...
As great as this topic is, I think the best part has to be the caption under January Jones's picture.
ReplyNoone got it
I gotta agree
As a female, I promise you that's not why I watch Mad Men.
ReplyNice try
So... boobs? That's your reason? You know, the internet exists, and hes plenty of free boobs on it. That way, you can watch GOOD shows, and still see boobs afterward if you want.
Replywasnt she a crazy ass con artist on a couple episodes of firefly?
Reply@cuppencakes: How YOU doin'
ReplyHer boobs are definitely real, they work with her frame. And as a red head with big boobs that worships Madmen, I'm so sad to hear that she dyes her hair.
ReplySo every woman has boobs that work with her frame? If that was the case, how many plastic surgeries would there be? Anyways, no one cares you have big boobs. I have a dick, but you don't see me saying, " As a man with brown hair and a penis, I'm sad to hear that he dyes his hair." All in all, f**k you madam.
Hahaha. Oh, psycho clown, you are an asshole.
Oh good, glad to hear people aren't actually watching for story, plot, and character development. I've watched several episodes and Don seems just as static as everyone else. And good god, of course those are fake. Where oh where did you find evidence that shows otherwise?
ReplyThe way her breasts kind of dip down and droop just slightly shows that they are real. Fake breasts are usually huge AND unnaturally perky. You can tell hers are natural because gravity has taken a very slight toll. Hendricks is not a stick model, she is a curvy woman. A lot of women with her body type have naturally large breasts.
I hear this all the time, that if they sag or have a teardrop they're real. My wife has fake tits, and if I dind't have the surgery bill I wouldn't know. If they go in under the muscle, and there is breast tissue already there (of course someone w/ flats is going to look fake), it is very hard to tell the difference. As to the perky...it takes about 4 months, but no, they are not always "on".
They're FAKE. Glorious, but fake. Everyone thinks her boobs are real, but they are not real, they are fake.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesSee? In the picture? The way there's a defined curve at the TOP of her boobs when they're pushed up? Real tits don't do that.
yea they do.
i think you just might be a little jealous. Just take a breather and accept what whichever god you believe in gave you.
Real boobs like yours "Kate?"
Don't hate because you wish you look like her. It's not very becoming.
It is perfectly plausible that they are real.
If large real breasts are pushed up, they DO have that curve (in certain lighting).
Especially if you are thin, because then the area above the chest has less fat on it, so the line is more defined.
And I'm female, I should know.
Maybe not your boobs
Never said I myself wouldn't motorboat the s**t out of them. But they ain't real.
I dont care if the article is crap, that pie chart made me laugh!
ReplyIts just a picture of cleavage. Go to google, type "Hot Chicks in Bikinis" and you'll get enough pictures exactly like that one to last the rest of your life.
" the elusive attractive redhead" Seriously, wtf? I find it odd when I see a redhead that ISN'T attractive.
Reply"Firevine?" Totally a ginger. Of course, all redheads are attractive. No bias there. tool.
"...the general novelty of the elusive attractive red head"
ReplyDude, hot, red-headed babes are not a novelty or elusive. You need to expand your horizons.
Actually they're getting rarer all the time. They're slowly getting squeezed out of the gene pool. (I don't know why.) Most redheads you see in everyday life got their hair color out of a bottle. And, these days a lot of ladies won't put the effort into that. Not that that's a huge deal. Just that I would agree with the author that redheads are elusive.
They probably hang down around her knees.
ReplyShe was better in firefly.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesEverything was better in firefly... Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand.... sigh.
Fox can't take the sky from me.
I don't care, I'm still free, you can't take the sky from me... also sigh.
Great show...I miss Firefly.
We are all going to the special hell, till then I will be in my bunk.
The poor moron actually thinks that this is an 'article'.
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