5 Facts About Sleep Paralysis And Why It Sucks

Remember that time you woke up in the middle of the night, by yourself in the middle of your room? well if that wasn't scary enough,oh yeah and you couldn't move, talk, or even breathe! then my friend you have experienced "sleep paralysis".


Just The Facts

  1. You might experience sleep paralysis at least once or twice in your life
  2. You might experience extreme paranoia
  3. You will and i quote "shit your pants" in the process

Fact #5 Paranoia

Yep paranoia, since one of your lovely brain functions is to always and I mean always assume the worst thing that could happen in any given situation, so what is the first thing you think about when you wake up in the middle of the night and you can't move? its either i got so wasted last night (and wonder if that was indeed a dude next to you) and I cant even move or the more casual and common between members of the church community "HOLY JESUS FKING CHRIST THERE'S A DEMON ON MY BACK!!". It is a fact that you will indeed shit your pants afterwords but not to the level of insanity.

The guy sleeping next to you no worst nightmare
indeed its a dude...

Fact #4 Sleep paralysis theory (religeous)

Sleep paralysis has been describe by people in the past as an "old hag" spirit that drains your life force out or often described as the devil standing on your bare hairy ass looking at you and holding you. This of course has frightening people over the years, it's the fact that you're living in your own nightmare, but maybe just maybe this might be true. Several people over the years have describe the feelings of ghost hands holding them so they won't move, breathe and even somehow block your morning wood.

Yep its blocking your wood and somehow summoned Sarah Jessica Parker (which is even scarier that the devil itself)

Fact #3 Sleep paralysis Theory

Science in the other hand say the religious theories are bunch of bull and that it's a perfectly normal event in the human body, science says sleep paralysis is closely related to the paralysis that occurs as a natural part of REM (rapid eye movement) sleep, which is known as REM. Sleep paralysis occurs when the brain awakes from a REM state, but the body paralysis persists. This leaves the person fully conscious, but unable to move. That's what happens while your asleep (a field in which science hasn't prove much, not even why you get a bonner every morning) or you might be dreaming that your awake, which is just a giant middle finger to the devil and/or that your brain in its infinite power that we will never fully understand, would and will at some point wake up in the middle of the night to scare the living shit out of you (for about 30 seconds) for no other reason than because he "fucking wants to").

oh man this is gonna be halarious at some point muahaha!

Fact #2 You might be dreaming you are awake

In addition, the paralysis state may be accompanied by terrifying hallucinations and an acute sense of danger. Sleep paralysis can be even scarier to some people because as we said early your brain is always assuming the worst of such hallucinations. The hallucinatory element to sleep paralysis makes it even more likely that someone will say it was just a "dream". Since you might see dream-like objects may appear in the room or see people staining next to you alongside one's normal vision. Some scientists have proposed this condition as an explanation for alien abductions and ghostly encounters.

is that you Satan?? OMG WTF!!

Fact #1 Your not dreaming you are awake

Ok so not everyone believes their living their own dreams because for one Megan Fox is not kissing you and two you are perfectly conscious of what your doing, and it sucks because basically you are trying to get out of it by screaming but sadly nothing comes out (it's like watching twilight on a Sunday afternoon) several people have witness their own relatives on the process and played several hilarious pranks on them. So how do you know if your awake, science says sleep paralysis occurs during REM (rapid eye movement like reflects) sleep, so it prevents the body from moving, but a the end is up to everyone to decide and judge by themselves.

Yes finally a reasonable ending!!