Reasons Why Manity Is Going Extinct

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Just The Facts

  1. We are going so going to be erased from the face of the earth
  2. Im not kidding
  3. Don't believe me?
  4. Then read on

The Us Air Force are turning thier enemy into Gays (at least theoretically)

You heard that right!!!

According to wikipedia, "The "Halitosis bomb" and "Gay bomb" are informal names for two theoretical non-lethal chemical weapons, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing, which involved discharging female sex pheromones over enemy forces in order to make them sexually attracted to each other."

Yes, mates. I copies that from wikipedia. Instead of creating some bad-ass weaponry like the Dragon Tank

Dragon tank

or Dragon Truck

Dragon Truck

so peope can kill more people and blow some shit and stuff, the best the army can come up to beating the fuck our of thier enemies is to make them gay.

Isn't that weird?

I mean, come on!!!

Gays (bad guys or not) can still fucking kill you.

But what if the worst could happen? What if, instead of the Awesome Zombei Apocalypse you've been waiting for will never happen; Replaced by the you're-the-last - straight -man-on-Earth-senario?

Hey thats not bad!! Because if 'm the last straight guy on earth and the gay man are not going to touch the women then it means ony one thing : Orgy!!!

but the bad thing is, you can't shoot gays.

Global Warming

According to Ian Fortey, a renowned scientist from the land know as Canada, The Booze will run dry, Vegas will shut down, stones will grow out of your dick and the manly sports of hitting a ball with a club and hopes that some loser will ot hit will gradually disappear. It is hard to believe but i catually copied it again but the most important thing is:

The Manly traditions that has been passed to us from our great god-fathers will be gone and the in losing this said traditions will make us will ultimately lose a huge Fucking chunk of our manliness.

But what if the worst could happen. What if Because ....