Tilda Swinton

What would you get if the exterior of a Star Wars Imperial Star Destroyer mated with Clay Aiken? Tilda Swinton. That's what.

Just look at that pearly skin!

I think we know where this is heading.

The proud offspring.

Just The Facts

  1. Tilda Swinton is a British born actress whose mother is Australian and father is Scottish, effectively making her the product of a long dead and forgotten empire.
  2. She has made a career out of being a go to actress for any director looking to class up a movie. An example of this is Constantine. Yeah. The one with Keanu Reeves.
  3. It is rumored that she once challenged Conan O' Brien to a pale-off at noon in which 15 children were treated for third degree burns.

Tilda, This Is Your Life

Swinton is a product of the women's only Murray Edwards College in Cambridge, England and graduated with a degree in Social and Political Sciences. Going to school in Cambridge and majoring in Political Sciences probably meant that not much girl on girl action was going on. Not Much of This at Tilda's College

She has co-starred such mainstream films as Constantine, in which she played the archangel Gabriel. If you were never told in Sunday school that Gabriel was a woman and dressed like Luke Skywalker from Star Wars Episode IV then you should probably demand your money back.

The Force is With Her.

In case you were wondering whether she is into alternative living, and who wasn't, you are in luck. Ms. Swinton is into the freak stuff. She lives with the father of her twin children, a Scottish painter yet travels with her partner, a German/New Zealand painter.

If you don't look like this, Swinton wants nothing to do with you.

If you are not a painter and still have a hard on for Swinton, looking androgynous might help you.

Guess which one is Swinton.