If you show any interest in this decade you are either Billy idol or a pet rock
After exiting the cocaine fuled excitement provided by the disco loving faggotry of the 70s. The US was looking forward to their crack and heiroine hangover of the 80s
I'M BORED...(pitiful sigh)
it's ok he went on to be a successful used car dealer(despite popular belief)
Now,before i continue i must add that i was'nt born until the very end of the decade and only have a clear representation of what happens to people AFTER they hang out in an 80s esq United States.FROM MY EXPERIANCE,LOTS OF REHAB AND PREGNANCY.BUT I'M JUST ONE GUY.
If you managed to live through the 80s you might say "hey gallagher! are you going to talk about the challenger or Ronald Regan possibly some pop-culture icons?'' to which i reply "I can't hear you through the computer retard!" and "yes,if you dont mind lots of anus and dick jokes sprinkled on what some people might consider was the most important years of their life."
MORE LIKE MICHAEL J. COCKS! HAHAHA.......nobody...not even a titter.oh well
In this decade i am convinced that nothing was built to function correctly.such as ukraine nuclear facilities hair metal,and my parents ability to make responsible and well calculated decisions and knowledge of birth-contol...
(DAD)"HONEY?"(MOM)"YEA?"(DAD)"WHATS THIS SHIT?"(MOM)"I DON'T KNOW THROW IT THE FUCK OUT"
I know I know.I sound pretty negative but it was'nt a complete waste of ten years.I mean the 80s gave us mario pac-man and motherfucking Zelda which has music that is stuck in your head to this very day.
"THAT GIANT HAND KEEPS TAKING ME TO THE BEGINING"
And i don't care what anybody says i like...NO! LOVE! the "Back To The Future" trilogy.also if you dont like "The Goonies" you can go ahead and get impaled by Robo-cop's dick.Amongst one of the best thigs to come out of the 80s would probably the end of the cold war,unless you don't care about, gee i don't know...BEING INCINERATED BY A GIANT RADIOACTIVE FIREBALL.However other than BMX bikes and Ray-ban sunglasses, nothing of any worth was invented or happened in this decade.I know whhat you're going to say "HEY! I WAS A FAN OF A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS AND THEY WERE REALLY IMPORTANT." My retort is "DIE IN A FIRE. YOU INCREASINGLY EFFEMINATE SOUNDING MALE FAN OF A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS!!!PLEASE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.)
LIST OF COMPLETE FAILURE THE 80S WAY