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Celebrity Scientologists

As we point out in our recent article on Scientology's latest pet projects, most stars that don't already believe you're an alien rape baby are being recruited by the CoS. Here's how it breaks down:

Just The Facts

  1. Some of your favorite celebrities are secret scientologists.
  2. Sarah Palin, Will Smith, Miley Cyrus and a grab bag of other notable stars are being recruited.
  3. We are SO getting sued for telling you all this.

Cracked.com and Scientology

When we first blew the mother-loving lid off the engram-scrubbing den of Secret Celebrity Scientologists in 2007, we had no idea how widespread the reaction would be.  We've had millions of page views, thousands of diggs, and three of our dogs murdered and flung from the back of speeding limos.  According to Google, Cracked is the number one place to go for people trying to find out which famous folk are giving it up for L. Ron Hubbard.  Which we'd think was great, if only our investigative team hadn't spent the last two years in hiding before they finally got drunk enough to stop worrying about crazy-ass "We will RUIN you AND kill the rest of your dogs" Scientology litigation.

Celebrity Scientologists Articles

Scientology's 5 Newest Celebrity Recruits   Submitted by: jobrien   |   Jun 22, 2009
The Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists   Submitted by: jobrien   |   Jun 22, 2009

Celebrity Scientologists Videos

Scientology Is ... Nice   Submitted by: jobrien   |   Jun 22, 2009


Cracked Talk on | Celebrity Scientologists

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0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/8/2009 10:33 AM
Indikator

Scientologists = batshit crazy. But then, maybe our tiny, only human brains are incapable of comprehending the absolute genius of believing total bullshit... until you pay craploads of money. Then it all comes clear. o.O seriously, wtf...

0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/7/2009 10:27 PM
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0 Replies | Reply | Posted on 11/3/2009 5:26 PM
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