10 Sad Human Behaviors That Society Has Grown Used To

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Yeah. Right

Just The Facts

  1. Sad behaviour is anything you do not approve of.
  2. Like Rule 34, you will find examples all over the net.
  3. You sad bastard.

Obsessiveness

Squeaking in at number 10 is obsessiveness. We accept it now, normally with the phrase "whatever works for you, mate." But it is a pernicious behavior we should not tolerate.

Your mate is into a game? Fine - no problem.

He spends his time blowing off work and what little social life he has to level up? A warning sign, be aware he may need help. And not with a PUG.

Your mate dresses up as their favorite character at home or for conventions? A little on the creepy side, yeah, but, hey - no harm, no foul.

Your mate can't have sex unless she is dressed as his favorite character? Time for either an intervention or a biohazard unit.

Or a 3 way...

Desensitization

At number 9, we have desensitization. Or sociopathy, as it used to be called.

Parochialism

Impatience

Collecting

Conspicuous Consumption

Narcissism

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Stalking

Bullying

Educational Diagnosis