The Sandlot is that movie you watched as a kid that convinced you fucking with your neighbor's English Mastiff wouldn't end in horrible bloodshed just as long as you had on a pair of PF Flyers. &&(nav
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That's right. Sequels, bitches! BAM! Back in 2005, some genius thought it would be totally geniusy if he produced another movie about kids playing baseball in Los Angeles a long time ago. In this straight-to-DVD gack, though, the year is 1972. Ten years later, and still no Mexicans. What we do have, though, is Johnny Smalls, the little brother of original gomer Scotty Smalls. We never saw the movie, so we're just going to assume Johnny challenges Travis to a friendly game of "Who can kill Old Yeller faster?", wins, and finally realizes baseball is boring as sh*t.
But wait, they weren't done yet. In 2007, The Sandlot 3 came out. This one featured Luke Perry (yep, that Luke Perry) as some dude who travels back in time to play baseball, find the meaning of life, and probably get a ball back from some dog.