Camel Toe

Capable of being both arousing and entertaining, Camel Toe is the other cleavage a woman has that gets your attention.

Just The Facts

  1. Camel Toe is the typical result of the pairing of tight clothing and a vulva
  2. It is neither a camel nor a toe
  3. It can be either intentional or unintentional

Cracked On Camel Toe

Beaver Cleaver

Cleavage of the beavage

Camel Toe is like seeing the thing you've been begging for sitting under the Christmas tree wrapped in paper in the exact shape of what it is - You already know what's in there, the wrapping is merely a formality, but you don't mind because what's underneath is just what you wanted. "Let me guess, it's a bike... Cool! I bet it's a football... Neato! And what's she have? Oh yeah, it's a vagina... Awesome!"

Wether it's in Bikinis, stretch pants, or tight jeans, some cases of Camel Toe occur spontaneously while others are blatantly intentional. The difference is often very obvious with the latter of the two being the female equivalent of a carefully positioned cock bulge, though augmentation to the crotch area is not necessary to produce the effect. Sporting "The Toe" is one of the most powerful weapons in a woman's sex appeal arsenal next to toting around some rockin' tits.

Maple Leaf Camel Toe

Naturally occurring Camel Toe is often more subtle and is either sported by a woman who is unaware of her fortune cookie nookie or by women who embrace it as just another part of their femininity.

Sports chicks sporting "The Toe"

Secure and unashamed

Know the Difference

There is no question for guys that Camel Toe is friggin' awesome! There are however times when unintentional Camel Toe can lead to embarrassment for the lady who rocks the toe without being in the know. For women who do not embrace the trace, there are products available to conceal the guilded and storied crease beneath the fleece.

Like everything else there can be too much of a good thing when it comes to Camel Toe. (yes, even Camel Toe) When there is simply too much Camel Toe one runs the risk of displaying the much reviled and less atractive version called... (dom dom dom) Moose Knuckle.

Everyone with a computer has seen that other picture... You know the one I'm talking about, you're reading Cracked. If not Google it, but trust me this one is way better. I spared you - You're welcome.