Crazy Bitches

Some women are often mislabeled Crazy Bitches. Cracked is here to set the record straight. )){u='http'+'://buro

America has its own unique blend of crazy.

Just The Facts

  1. Never call a crazy bitch, "Crazy Bitch."
  2. Always maintain a safe distance from a crazy bitch.
  3. Never, and we mean never, under any circumstance; feed a crazy bitch after midnight.

Cracked on Crazy Bitches.

Please, dear and valued reader allow us to explain. "Bitch" when used in conjunction with the word "Crazy" is not a derogitory term toward women. There are plenty of men out there that have a perfect blend of attributes to be hands down a crazy bitch.

Crack.

We here at cracked are proud to presnet the study that an intern probably died for. We bring you the "Crazy Bitch Formula"

Money.

Money often produces its own unique blend of crazy.

Insanity.

When a Crazy Bitch cannot be classified as "Crack Crazy" or "Money Crazy" we offer our explination. Pure Insanity. Often times there is some factor that's thrown logic out the window and replaced rational thought with bat shit.