Jennifer Love Hewitt
As a singer, actress and writer, Ms. Hewitt is stacked with talent. With all she's doing (except for the Ghost Whisperer), it can be tough to keep abreast of what's true. We've compiled the below chart to bust some common Love Hewitt myths:
Jennifer Love Hewitt's Swelling Career
- Ms. Love Hewitt's career began when her mother, sensing her daughter's spirits could use a lift after her separation, encouraged her to pursue a singing career.
- Wanting to further Jennifer's career, the girls (Hewitt and her mom) moved from Texas to California.
- Geographically speaking, Texas is a very flat state. California is much more mountainous, containg two of the U.S.A.'s largest mountains: Mt. Whitney and Mt. Williamson.
- In 1995 Ms. Hewitt skyrocketed to fame on the show Party of Five. Playing the role of Sarah Marin, Hewitt received giant mounds of fan mail every week.
- The cast of 2001's Heartbreakers was a clear indication Ms. Hewitt had reached the top.Heavy hitters like Sigourney Weaver and Gene Hackman appeared alongside Hewitt.
- Ms. Hewitt's relationship guide, 'The Day I Shot Cupid', promises to shine a major pair of headlights on the dating scene.
- A fan of fashion with her own clothing line, Hewitt can often be seen at department stores behind a giant rack of clothes.
- Ms. Hewitt's hopes to dominate television are sagging since her show, The Ghost Whisperer, was canceled. We're confident she'll bounce back, though.
Great Tips In Case You Ever Meet Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Begin by telling her what a fan you are.
- Only approach her if you are sure you wouldn't be bothering her.
- One autograph is plenty, you don't want to be a burden.
- Be courteous. Don't forget your manners.
- Say, "Thank you." and don't overstay your welcome.
Here, this should come in handy ...
Cracked on Jennifer Love Hewitt
We'd like to get this off our chest, we here at Cracked are big, big fans of Jennifer Love Hewitt. In our opinion, no other actress so effortlessly inhabits the twin orbs of feature film and TV acting. Over the years we've watched her bounce from television to the big screen and back again, her sizable talents filling any role with ease. Try as we might, we could never jiggle the memory of those performances from our minds. Thinking about what the future holds for this screen darling we are heaving with enthusiasm.
Notice her big round eyes and that perfect set of teeth.
Musical Ambitions
In 1992 Ms. Hewitt released an album in Japan. The album, Love Songs, busted onto the Japanese music scene becoming a huge hit, as Hewitt explained in a 1998 interview, "They love perky music." Hewitt's status as a Japanese Pop icon coupled with the growing popularity of her music in the U.S. proves that her massive appeal spans both hemispheres.

This girl is also very popular in Japan.






Her boobs are nice and big. We get it.
Replyisn't that all that matters? :D
So, who else was sent to this specific article from TV Tropes?
ReplyTvTropes, still ruining my life after all these years.
Too many boob puns for this to be an article.
ReplyWhat planet are you from?
No such thing, BoredToHell. No such thing.
Love the Hewitts.
ReplyShe's got tits, we get it : P
ReplyThis article can be summed up as Jennifer Love Hewitt has awesome breasts.
ReplyI also love her multiple talents! You guys at Cracked never disappoint me. ;)
ReplyI am upset with the medical accuracy of this seemingly well researched essay about whoever this was about.
ReplyA good source in the "industry"......(okay, just a guy at pixar), swore at me, then to me that her legs are 100% CGI.
lol Golden Globes
Replyi counted 34 boob puns, one of which was debatable
ReplyQuick, someone bug her shower.
ReplyI would have used Salma Hayak for the article instead. Her credentials are more substantial in my opinion.
ReplyI totally agree. She's prettier and has done better movies (and still have some serious boobs).
Her breasts are tiny. Seriously, all this attention for a woman whose chest resembles a flabby 15 year old boy? Don't get it, never will.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesum...what?? Shes a 36c IIRC. In what world(aside from maybe porn) is that small??
you dig flabby 15-year old boys? That's why you find Hewitt inadequate.
@Siteoner: Her boobs look pretty normal to me. I guess 'cause we're the same size...
@jay_jay26 Really! O_O May we see them?? Please... I mean they don't have to be fully exposed... just kinda mooshed together would be great!!! ;P
This kind of article is disgusting and really disappointing. I pity any women unlucky enough to be a part of this writer's life and hope that he doesn't treat them all with this sort of flagrant, aggressive disrespect.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesI agree with you in some ways...as a woman I got kind of bored quickly of the boob puns. But maybe the writer was being satirical. they do that a lot here. Overly emphasizing to the enth degree what the culture already over emphasizes to show how silly it is??? maybe???
yeah, maybe they are all just pigs.
No, he just really wanted to make boob jokes. I'm sure it wasn't meant to be tongue-in-cheak at all. Especially after he made a joke that specifically pointed out that he was, in fact, doing that.
"Maybe"? How about "obviously"?
This is an article about Jennifer Love Hewitt, did you expect a mature discussion about her acting career? That's what Wikipedia is for, Cracked is for dick and tit jokes.
I have to agree w/ AR- I think dick and toy jokes are actually mentioned in their mission statement.
She has huge tracts of land (in California)
ReplyMeh. She's what... B cup? C cup on a good day? > D or GTFO!
ReplyIf you think those are B's, then you sir, have never seen a breast in person
This article is pure win. I am shocked to see so many homos trolling up the comments section. Fags.
ReplyYeah man, hobos always leave the worst comments, just don't feed them.
Also, I'm delighted to see someone use the short form of "figures".
Boobies!
ReplyIt's strange to see this. Back when Party of Five was still on me and the boyz began referring to racks as "Hewitts." It didn't catch on globally like we though it would until 2011.
ReplyIt's funny that this is here. Back when Party of Five was still on me and the boys began referring to racks as "Hewitts." It didn;t really catch on globally the way we thought it would until 2011. Way ahead of our time.
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