We all know Wal-Mart is very likely the devil. If you didnt know well I will enlighten you to why it is very true.
I know what your thinking, What customer service? Thats the problem you go to Wal-Mart and all the people in blue vests just cant wait to ignore you.
Translation: How may you kiss my ass today
Let's be honest Wal-Mart's customer service is horrendous, it seems like the more people that are there shopping the less employees there are to help, like they are on a break all day. It's even worse when you go to check out, there are five registers open, and all of them have a hundred people in line. If you have ever seen the Wal-Mart holiday commercials you know they are a damn lie, I ve never seen them have more than 5 lanes open in the history of ever. This is just the tip of the Iceberg wait until you have to deal with....
I know that's not entirely Wal-Marts fault but it kind of is if you just read that last section, the closed registers create larger crowds.
Now you would think with that many people they would have adjusted the way they do things but not really happening here. Look at that photo, now just imagine how it is during the holidays, people go ape-shit insane at Wal-Mart during the holidays, riots and stampedes I tell you. I doubt any of you cracked readers listen to the news (just a panic device) about people being trampled during a black friday at Wal-Mart. But hey it was just a Wal-Mart employee, which brings me to my next point....
I know those guys are just jerks right? Wrong they stopped caring because Wal-Mart is kind of a dick about how it treats its employees. Just like the devil they draw people in with big promises of fair pay and great benefits, my ass.
You're probably thinking I just watch entirely too much CNN, but actually I worked there and was fired from there( weird right?). As an overnight stocker appearantly if you fall asleep while working one or two dozen times its not very cool, but i digress. Working there was not fun the managers always wanted more than what was necessary. The people in the blue vests don't care about customers because they get no recognition for assisting or helping. The other people that aren't resigned to not care are retirees and lets be honest everybody hates old people.
Why is it that saving money is a bad thing? Well because in this damn economy you have to find ways to save money anyway possible, the best way is to shop at fucking Wal-Mart!
How I hate you so, let me count the ways....
Because of the savings you have to deal with the other problems, it's a bit of a conundrum really, you don't want to go but its the most sensible thing, damn them. Well I guess things could be worse, at least they haven't joined forces with Disney.....yet.