The Internet

(I ONLY WROTE PART OF THIS SECTION)Yes indeed we are on the internet thank you for asking. The internet was created to share knowledge and connect the world together. Before the wide spread of internetworking that led to the Internet, most communication networks were limited by their nature to only allow communications between the stations on the local network and the prevalent computer networking method was based on the central mainframe computer model.(this of cousre sucked balls) Several research programs began to explore and articulate principles of networking between physically separate networks, leading to the development of the packet switching model of digital networking. (lolz wut?)These research efforts included those of the laboratories of Donald Davies (NPL), Paul Baran (RAND Corporation), and Leonard Kleinrock at MIT and at UCLA. The research led to the development of several packet-switched networking solutions in the late 1960s and 1970s,^[1] including ARPANET and the X.25 protocols. Additionally, public access and hobbyist networking systems grew in popularity, including unix-to-unix copy (UUCP) and FidoNet. They were however still disjointed separate networks, served only by limited gateways between networks. This led to the application of packet switching to develop a protocol for internetworking, where multiple different networks could be joined together into a super-framework of networks. By defining a simple common network system, the Internet Protocol Suite, the concept of the network could be separated from its physical implementation. This spread of internetworking began to form into the idea of a global network that would be called the Internet, based on standardized protocols officially implemented in 1982. Adoption and interconnection occurred quickly across the advanced telecommunication networks of the western world, and then began to penetrate into the rest of the world as it became the de-facto international standard for the global network. (how deep did it penetrate the world ?was it hot)However, the disparity of growth between advanced nations and the third-world countries led to a digital divide that is still a concern today.Well that all went to shit so people started using it for good and evi things. like light and dark . except with nerds fat people .(and CRACKED comedy writers)

some of the bad things the internet has helped incarnate.

Hacking:is when somone gets into your computer and fucks shit up. they can steal your credit card numbers,read your private info,access your browsing history.(they would find out you watch the japanese tenticle rape movies.).

TROLLS:trolls are generally classified as dicks,douches,knob goblers,cunt bag,fuck nut....etc. they are the assholes who say stupid shit and try to drown out whatever topic is being mentioned with the oblivios bullshit. they seem to breed in the youtube comments.

Cyber Criminals:these are the fuckers that talk to little girls online and act like they have so much in commen with the girl and lure them and try to do sick pedophile things and such.Although you would think the girls would know somthings up when a older guy likes hannah montana and is a twighlight addict.

Spammers:are the people who keep sending you the penis enlargment ads saying they guarantee it will ad 4 inches. what fucktard would click on that anyways?(You know you fucking did it,dont lie.)

Identity Theft:is when somone takes your name utilizes it in a dickish way. spending wildily and taking all the shit they buy and leave you with the debt.

Pirating:is when your a music artist,movie maker,tv show producer,game maker.etc... and somone steals your shit using www.limewire.com/ or www.frostwire.com/ or www.bittorrent.com/ if you dont know what bit torrent is hereen.wikipedia.org/wiki/BitTorrent.(EDITORS NOTE:personally i dont give two squirts of piss about the latter mentoned crime most of my music is stolen. nd there probaly rich anyways or no one would want to steal it)

Viruses:is like when you get the flu it slows down the computer messes it up and makes it shit and vommit uncontrollably. (you all have that symptom too right?)

The easy availibality of porn:google search almost any random slightly sex related word.and youl will normally get several million results .

Easily obtainable knowledge and research:Most dont use it for that but theres a rare breed of people who still need to learn shit for some reason. OmG they so stupid im gonna look at some lolcatz.

Easy stealing of media:like I said most of my songs are stolen. I thin its great its those other people who think its bad.

CRACKED:this web site dip shit .CRACKED is to some the sole purpose of the internet.its a shame googling cracked.com you only get a measily 12,700,000!!

The internet is like a big ass spider web that connects a lot of people.it also has a fuckton of porn.