Kirby (video Games)

The Kirby series of video games star a pink marshmallow monster with an eating disorder. He is best known for devouring his opponents alive and using their abilities to murder their friends in the cutest way possible.

Some of Kirby's adventures explained in flowchart form.

The last man to wear this shirt in public was nearly beaten to death by rabid homophobes.

Kirby, as depicted in his wanted poster.

Just The Facts

  1. The first Kirby game was Kirby's Dream Land. It was a pathetic hour and a half long (max).
  2. Kirby was created by certified crazy person Masahiro Sakurai of Nintendo's second-party developer HAL Laboratory.
  3. Kirby's blob design was originally just a placeholder sprite they used in development until they put in the intended design, which sucked.
  4. Kirby gained his notorious copy abilities in his second game, Kirby's Adventure, for the NES.
  5. Usually, beating a Kirby game is very easy. It's only until you try to get 100% of game cleared that they become pants-shittingly difficult.

The Kirby Games

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