Bowling balls are used in bowling to knock down erections, or pins as they are called. When not being used for this, their main purpose is to display our "giant balls." The below flow chart demonstrates how you should react to the alleys
Bowling balls are the epitome of our homophobia (men),our desire for revenge (women), and sexual innuendos (everyone.) The residency of these massive balls, of varying weights and hole sizes, are the sole item that wasn't designed to destroy our wallets. What very few of us know is that these 10 pound balls (or more if you're feeling manly) are the breeding grounds for disease fungus, sort of like Mos Eisley or a high school.
They can be used as weapons against passing cars.
Or you could always launch them into the air for some impromptu ceiling destruction.
What are your diabolic plans for bowling balls? Post them in the comments below.