Danny Dyer

Danny Dyer was born in East London where he stills lives today. According to IMDB.com trivia his wife is called “Jo”. We here at Cracked aren’t sure whether the quotation marks imply “Jo” is an alias, or whether they asked Danny first hand what his wife was called and just wrote down the response.

 

Dyer’s prodigious acting ability was discovered in Sunday school, when he was 14. His religious background has allowed him to subsequently act comfortably in any role in which he plays a cockney who drinks alcohol and who does drugs. Memorable films in which Danny actually acts are sparse, but several movies in which he plays himself include: The Business, Adulthood, Severance, Football Factory and Human Traffic.

 

Due to his love of football hooligans and rambo wannabes, Danny has hosted at least 3 different series of programmes that saw him involved in “a gritty and hard-hitting documentary series that sees him venturing into the dark depths of the British underworld and hunting down some of the most notorious and feared MEN in Britain today”

 

 

One of Danny’s greatest forays into the world of acting came when he voiced the lovable character Kent Paul in the video games Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. This, coincidentally enough, provided one of Danny’s most varied roles to date in which he played a Cockney who drinks and takes drugs.

 I am NOT Danny Dyer.

In his spare time Danny enjoys soccer and is the director of Greenwich Borough. A club nobody else has ever heard of either.

 

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