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Scared of surgery? Well, you have good reason to be, seeing the number of operations that had the surgeon removing or operating on the wrong body part. The latest incident of this, is Dr. Erol T. Uke, a Minesotan urologist. Now Dr. Uke, in March of 2008, during one his surgeries did something he should never, ever put on his resume. Specifically, he removed the wrong kidney; thus leaving the victim patient with a cancer covered kidney instead of his healthy one. However, this was not Erol's only mishap: three months later he performed a biopsy on a pancreas instead of a kidney. Which is rather scary, considering kidneys are a urologist's specialty. And the best part; Uke said he was distracted by his beeper. Makes you wonder about the great doctor's medical education.

Ahh..The prestigous medical school; DeVry University

Just google 'wrong leg amputated', and you'll be surprised, not in a good way though.

If you've spent at least five minutes on the internet, chances are you've seen pictures of people who wrecked insanely expensive sports cars, ie; Ferraris, Lamborghinis. However this one is somewhat special. A Texan man, Andy House, drove his $1.5 million Bugatti Veyron into a lake. I'm sure there are people who've driven cars into bodies of water before, but they didn't blame the accident on a low flying bird; which is exactly what Mr. House did. Apparently a pelican spooked House causing him to drop his cell phone, this presumably led him to reach for it, thus causing the car to drift into the water. Apparently he likes crashing Bugattis into lakes so much he bought a new to one to replace his old, water-damaged one.

Crash: www.youtube.com/watch. Postcrash: www.youtube.com/watch

Also known as a car nicer than any Cracked reader will own in his lifetime.

The world's strongest kid is just plain scary. 5 year old Giuliano Stroe looks like a professional bodybuilder and is probably fed by his handlers parents a diet of raw horse meat, tepid water, and anabolic steroids. He's from Romania, a country filled with gypsies and drug addicts, so this shouldn't be to surprising of their children.

Apparently Giuliano likes kid stuff, such as painting, watching cartoons, and beating the shit out of adults much older than him. www.youtube.com/watch

Need to spice up your culinary life? Or just your life? Then try this. In a large bowl add one nutcase, stir in methamphetamine and pornography, add crotchless pants, bake for 15 minutes at 350 degrees. In the case of Edward Rodrigue (and unfortunately many others) this holds true. Police were called in after residents of Mesa, Arizona saw Edward hiding in ditch wearing underwear around his neck and crotchless women's pants. When the cops arrived, Ed proudly showed off his porn collection, meth stash, and a pipe made from aluminum foil (also his genitals, courtesy of crotchless pants). This was not the brightest idea even for someone on hard drugs, as it led the police to promptly arrest him. However Edward Rodriguez soon became quite popular in prison: he retained the crotchless pants, but just turned them around.

Imagine this, but with a hairy, methed up overweight man.

Everyone likes pets right, because what's cuter than a puppy or a kitten? How about a chimp, or a python? Yeah, I can maybe see that, but what do you do when your chimp or python grows up? These aren't domesticated animals so by nature they don't like people all that much. So when you maybe forget to feed the monkey or he just has a bad day, he's gonna get fucking pissed and maul your face off. Keep in mind that while chimps may be a lot shorter than your average adult and look a lot friendlier, they are a hell of lot stronger and have sharper, bigger teeth. So in other words, you don't want to fuck with them. Not so, in the case Charla Nash, a Conneticut woman who was feeding her neighbor's chimp while the owner was on vacation, had a chimp go, so to speak, apeshit on her. She survived, but she's got no hands, no nose, no eyes, and a face that looks like it was hit with a sledge hammer.

Think this, but way worse.

A similar thing happened in Florida, but with a python. Now a python will not maul you, mainly because it doesn't have arms or legs, but it will suffocate/crush you to death and then eat you.

I'm just gonna throw it out; there are some activities out there that really shouldn't be considered a sport; like competitive eating and NASCAR. On the topic of eating, did you know there's a federation of competitive eaters? Check it out and prepare to be impressed and/or disgusted. www.ifoce.com/eaters.php Number 5 is especially impressive; she's routinely eating 10% of her body weight.

This guy is ranked # 1. Laugh at him as you may, but he did win $10,000 for stuffing 68 weiners down his throat. On NASCAR, if driving around a circular track 500 times is considered a sport, then driving in L.A. traffic must be a supersport. If you want to see more, check out this Time article, www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1921933_1932559,00.html.