Tracing their origins to third century China, Newspapers are an institution nearly as old as rudimentary social skills. And like rudimentary social skills they are becoming obsolete thanks to the Internet.

God, if you are listening, let it rain...

Just The Facts

  1. Newspapers used to provide valuable information to individuals all over the world.
  2. Newspapers now provide valuable lining for pet cages all over the world.

Newspapers - How do they fucking work?

Once upon a time, long before the internet or television, people got their daily fix of propaganda, bullshit and sports results by buying newspapers. Printed on the cheapest possible paper, in ink that turned your hands black and added a certain piquancy to fish and chips, newpapers were the only way to widely disseminate news apart from gossip.