Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf is one of the world's most forgettable actors, and is so talented in making sure you don't remember who he is that he even has a name that was created especially so you would forget it.

Just The Facts

  1. Shia LaBeouf is a movie actor, who is probably best known for his work in raping Transformers and Indiana Jones.
  2. Shia LaBeouf thinks he is a comedian.
  3. Shia LaBeouf used to be a child star, but no one remembers or cares.

Shia LaBeouf's Early Acting Career

As a child, both of Shia's parents were insane, his dad was a war veteran who worked as a rodeo clown, and his mom was a clothing designer/dancer. Although this cannot be documented, it is believed that Shia's parents did not realize he existed until his 8'th birthday, when his dad accidentally sat on him. When Shia turned twelve, he started appearing in a bunch of TV shows no one really cares about,with he exception of the time he was in the X-files. After a while of being a small time actor, Disney's talent scouts soon picked him up, with plans to cast him in at least five hundred straight to DVD Disney films. After starring in another TV show no one really cares about, he realized this Disney's true intentions, and managed to escape before anymore films could be made. Unfortunately, While escaping from the Disney laboratories one of the Disney scientists managed to collect some of his DNA, and they created a clone who they cast in two or three of their Films. Thankfully, due to complications that arose from the cloning procedure, LaBeouf's clone died, therefore not allowing Disney to continue using Shia.
 

Shia LaBeouf's Acting Career as a Rebellious Teen

As soon as Shia Labeouf became too old to act as a child in movies, he moved on to portraying Hollywood's idea of what most teenagers are like, which according to them means being as annoying as possible. Starring in a bunch more movies everyone forgot about, LaBeouf eventually landed a role as “that kid in Transformers who got to make out with Megan Fox.” This role won him many awards, such as “Most annoying character,” “Best rape of a childhood memory,” “Character most likely to get their ass kicked in real life,” and so on. After the immense success of Transformers, Shia LaBeouf was cast in Indiana Jones, playing exactly the same character as always, only he was twice as annoying. Indiana Jones was also a major success, critics called him “the jar-jar binks of Indiana Jones,” and “The disappointment we all knew was coming.”

 

Shia LaBeouf, describing his career.

 

Shia LaBeouf, describing his career

 

 

From Indiana Jones Onward

So far, LaBeouf has done nothing else interesting, except for the Transformer's sequel, in which his character mocks and taunts the audience for 95 minutes, randomly leaning over to make out with Megan Fox.