My Cock Is Big

Face it Your not going to Get laid by saying you have a massive dick...and I will tell you why!

One Big Cock

look at this 6 foot 2 inch cock

The Exception

Just The Facts

  1. The second you announce your massive dong to anyone within an earshot they automatically are under the assumption that: 1. You have a tiny dick 2. your a massive asshole :
  2. Your Girlfriend has seen bigger.
  3. everytime a man masturbates God kills a kitten, Everytime God Masturbates Chuck Norris kills a lion

What you shouldent Do

D-bags Frat boys Drunkards Attention Whores.. Err Men Lets clear something up

If your sitting in a room full of girls boasting about your unbelievable Thrill Drill All your really saying is your have dick on your mind and you would much rather sit there and convince everyone your Pussy Axe is huge rather then proving it by picking one of those chicks up and rocking her world


Instead, next time realize most girls your going to sleep with have seen a bigger Rod then yours, and spend less time boasting and more time spitting game so you can take her back and paint her face with baby gravy