Jack O'brien
Jack O'Brien is the boss at Cracked.com. No one is entirely sure why, or of what he does as the boss.
Just The Facts
- known as "jobrien" on the boards
- Jack O'Brien is not related to Daniel O'Brien
- There is no 3rd fact; and that's a fact
Jack O'Brien a wizard? Sith lord?!
Quite possibly.
If Agents of Cracked, or they're articles (look I didn't have a link for the "s", whatever) are any indication of how criminally insane Brockway, Bucholz, Cody, Gladstone, DOB, Seanbaby and Swaim actually are, then the fact that they work for Jack proves somethings up. Also theres concrete proof which points to the evil in his soul.
JOB's facial hair is only visible whilst commiting evil.
Honestly behind that childish smile (and haliriously fake goatee) Jack may very well be a pure evil. Hell, maybe it's not that Jack has enough power to control corrupt criminals, maybe he's the one who corrupted them. Brockway might have been an airplane pilot, Cody a well adjusted family man, Swaim the super-king of Mexico, or DOB an aspiring used car salesman. But used cars or not, none were able to with stand his evil influence
"W-what? is the evil behind Ben Franklin?...Oh right."
The above is just an estimate, alot more time may be spent on commiting dastardly deeds than shown
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ReplyHa! I actually accessed this page from a link from Forbes' online site of all places.
ReplyI think his voice may be my most favourite voice ever.
ReplyPlease fix this! Have you no pride?!
ReplySo... I'm guessing this wasn't edited?
ReplyLearn the difference between "they're" and "their", please. Also, a class or two on punctuation would help.
Good content, but bad delivery.
Jack! You probably don't remember me, and that's fine. I am so grateful that you sent me "John Dies in the End." I've been sick for a long time, but I'm finally writing a review which I'll send to the NY Science Fiction journal. The funny thing is, my boyfriend started reading and now HE wants to review it. This is long. I'll write back.
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