Keith Urban

Keith Urban is an popular Australian country music singer who has released a total of eight studio albums He has charted more than fifteen singles on the U.S. country charts, including ten Number Ones.

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Ridiculous or Awesome? Same thing can be said about country music. It's both.

Just The Facts

  1. Keith Lionel Urban was born in Whangarei, New Zealand, which makes him a New Zealander, but later moved with his parents to Caboolture, Queensland, Australia. Which is like moving from The Bronx to Alabama
  2. His original name was Richard Keith Urbanski and then changed it to Keith Lionel Urban. As his original name was too Communist-like for Country music.
  3. Keith Urban named his daughter "Sunday Rose Kidman Urban" which is like naming a newborn baby "I couldn't think of better name"

Country Music and Australia

Keith Urban is an popular Australian Country music singer who has released a total of eight studio albums He has charted more than fifteen singles on the U.S. country charts, including ten Number Ones.

He appeals to those who have dried up vagina's and/or a taste for good looking male artists.

Keith Urban is from Queensland, which is generally the Florida of the Australian continent. It shares many silimarities with the deep south, including musical taste, religious passion and enormous alcohol abuse.

His musical talent is highly regarded, especially when performing onstage. However as he plays Country music only, most people don't give a flying rats fuck. Nearly 90% of Australia's population lives in the cities and country is hardly the cornerstone of the Australian Music Industry.

I noticed a few things that set Mr Urban apart.

1. He's very good looking, with his grunge-cobain look that died in the 90's with cobain and a Shotgun. Now he's timed the decade stylist/cultural lag of Australia with decade long stylist/cultural rebirth in America

2. He's married to Nicole Kidman and had one child with her. She was previously married to Tom Cruise who is now widely accepted as mentally insane.

3. He has talent, although no-one ever seems to respect him for it, or make mention of it.

BUT - No-one cares, in 5 years everyone will have forgotten him. He will never be as successful or as awesome as Lynyrd Skynyrd or ever have the talent of Paul Gilbert.

It seems like an handsome australian cowboy with a thick accent and musical talent was going to hit the musical scene with a bang. However - most men havent noticed in Australia as they are too busy surfing, avoiding venomous animals and riding kangaroos to work.