Adderall

Adderall is a popular treatment for ADD and ADHD. There has been a lot of debate on the risks of taking adderal and if ADD and ADHD even exist. Adderal is widely considered awesome by anyone who takes it.

As Photoshopped by a 5th grader

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Just The Facts

  1. It treats ADD and ADHD
  2. It can be used as a treatment for many other disorders
  3. It's awesome
  4. It can also be used as an ingredient in METH!!!
  5. Sold to middle schoolers that are too scared to buy weed.
  6. Sold to high schoolers that are too scared of meth.
  7. Sold to college students CAUSE THEY GOT FINALS!!!!!111!!!!

The Origin

Adderall was invented in 1996 by Shire Pharms to compete with Ritalin, derived from the weight management drug Obetrol, one of Adderall's side effects is weight loss, therefore, doctors are more likely to give it to a lazy-ass fatty than an ADD Drug that would not make them lose weight, in fact, doctors now prescribe Adderall IR as primarily a weight-loss drug.

OH FUCK, TONY! THE DEA IS ON TO US!!!

Asians hate Adderall, and the countries i'm naming aren't even communist. Taiwan and South Korea have banned Adderall and all other amphetimines, AND THEY'RE THE GOOD KOREA!!! Also, The Nevada State Athletic Commision has banned athletes using AD. Whassa matter with you, Vegas? You allow casinos originally run by the mafia, and later greedy businessmen, to make billions stealing off people, but you can't allow for MMA fighters to be more concentrated? Speaking of drug testing in sports:

Dear NFL, Adderall should NOT be considered a steroid, that idea is simply fucked, because AD does not make you "bulk up" it just makes you concentrate.

Sincerly, Abe Washington.