


James Hetfield:


So hardcore that he once caught himself on fire on stage and got 2nd and 3rd degree burns on his body and didn't cancel the tour. Also writes most of the songs with Lars, the other original member of Metallica.
Lars Ulrich:

The drummer. Best known for his war against Napster and being the most badass drummer ever to come from Denmark. Original member of the band.
Kirk Hammett:

Kirk Hammett is the lead guitarist.
Jason Newsted:

Jason was the bassist until 2001 when he left the band to work on a side project band called Echobrain. He also supplied backup vocals to James.
Robert Trujillo (February 2003):

Robert Trujillo (pictured above in sunglasses and black leather jacket) became the new bassist in 2003 during the recording of St. Anger. he was formerly with Jane's Addiction and Ozzy Osbourne.
Dave Mustane (Megadeth):

Dave Mustane was kicked out of hte band early on for his excessive drinking. He went on to form his own popular band, Megadeth.
Cliff Burton:

Cliff Burton was killed in a car accident in 1986. He plated the bass guitar and was replaced by Jason Newsted.

Note: numbers of albums sold are in the U.S. only.
Kill 'Em All:
Chart position: 120
Albums sold: 3 million
Ride The Lightning:
Chart position: 100
Albums sold: 5 million
Master of Puppets:
Chart position: 29
Albums sold: 6 million
Garage Days:
Chart position: 28
Albums sold: 1 million (limited release)
And Justice For All:
Chart position: 6
Albums sold: 8 million
Metallica:
Chart position: 1
Albums sold: 15 million
Load:
Chart position: 1
Albums sold: 5 million
Reload:
Chart position: 1
Albums sold: 4 million
St. Anger:
Chart position: 1
Albums sold: 2 million
Death Magnetic:
Chart position: 1
Albums sold: 3 million
Metallica has become one of thte most popular bands in the world. People of all ages have been buying guitars just so they can learn to play Metallica songs.
Guitar Hero also released Guitar Hero: Metallica

For Whom the Bell Tolls:
Creeping Death:
Master of Puppets:
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Sorry man, this ain't funny. Metallica is the greatest ever, but this is not funny
I like how this person thinks this is the greatest band on Earth. Although musical taste is relative (a fact we all should respect), why Metallica? I mean, they were a good band up until St. Anger. The rest is history... and generic and repetitive riffs. Not to mention they jumped the shark back with Enter Sandman. Can anyone say "Sell Out?" Show me a Metallica fan with at least some sense of why they love Metallica today, and why they bought the shit that IS Death Magnetic, because every Metallica fan I know is some classless dolt that really has no reason to find Metallica's recent droppings appealing in any way, shape, or form.
Dear Everyone,
I just spent a lot of time writing a really really long letter to the author of this page. It was really edgy. Unfortunately, I didn't know that he could edit my letter. That will certainly teach me to click on someone's profile and find pages that they are working on, but not finished with, and try to make witty comments about said pages, and for acting like a gay ass fanboy. What? Where did my letter go? Where is it? I spent so much time on it.
Thanks fucker now i can go tell my friends i read the most musically superior comment on the intenet
Ninja is so cool he can (just barely) manage to make it look like he won an argument by using his brown-tongue-earned privileges at Cracked.com to completely CENSOR comments proving him wrong.
Fuck you very much, kid.
FYI, I didn't browse on your stupid profile to find this lame-ass article (finished or not, it blows donkey dicks by the thousands). It just so happens that anywhere the word "Metallica" is used on the Cracked site, it's automatically replaced by a direct link to this article.