Big Daddy

This is the Big Daddy from Bioshock,not the one in your pants, or your mom's pants. The real reason for the big daddy is to protect the little sister from pedophiles. The Big Daddy is there to destroy your big daddy.

The new face of daddies.
The new face of daddies.
This is why they are so effective, pedophiles use wrenches
This is why they are so effective, pedophiles use wrenches
Rapture is just full of godamn mask wearing splicing pedophiles
Rapture is just full of godamn mask wearing splicing pedophiles

Just The Facts

  1. Dr. Tennenbaum made the little sisters, and after so many got raped, she made the big daddies
  2. There are multiple big daddies, all are retarded
  3. There are a few kinds of Big daddies: Rosie, Bouncer, Elite Bouncer
  4. In Bioshock 2 you play as the original Big Daddy, the only non retarded one
  5. There is one person in the friggin world who owns big daddies, and that was you in the first game

How this went down

So, some rich prick decided to flip off the government and everyone on land (a.k.a. the world), and decided to build a city of total freedom. Since he couldn't actually leave Earth, this was the 60's, he decided to build it underwater. Well a place of total freedom would of course go to hell, and it did, and somewhere during that everyone got gene splicing powers and a sick obsessions with these little bastards called little sisters. So one someone decided that it was wrong to hurt them and decided to make some little boys into retarded defenders of these girls. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ntw1y4_sdlQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ntw1y4_sdlQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

like seriously retarded.