Your Junk

Ahh, Your junk. The Symbol of manhood, the giver of life, the stubby, of shelalgies, and the one thing you'd rather keep than any other body part.

Natural enemy of your junk.

Your junks's BEST pal.

Just The Facts

  1. It's the most precious object on your body.
  2. The premier explorer of baby caves.
  3. Dangerous when drunk.


Your penis is REALLY the most un-cut-off-able thing on your body. You would rather die than lose this.(Only, of course, if you are mentally healthy.) And its main goal? VAGINAS. The one thing it needs to be TRULY complete. Well, Sort of. But what about the testicles? Also important. But very sensitive. (Hint, Wear cup often when near a high-school)