Miss California
Carrie Prejean, Miss California in Donald Trump's Miss USA pageant and the recipient of pageant-sponsored fake boobs, lost her title for "failing to live up to her contractual obligations." Speaking fluent Trump-ese, we offer a rough translation:
Just The Facts
- Prejean and her supporters believe she lost her Miss California title because she stated her opposition to gay marriage during the interview portion of the Miss USA competition.
- According to Donald Trump, Prejean's opinions "take on more importance" than regular people's "because Carrie is totally beautiful."
- Prejean excused semi-nude shots that emerged after her pageant controversy as "I am a Christian, and I am a model...Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos."
Carrie Prejean: A Version of Christianity We Can All Get Behind
We usually ignore Donald Trump's annual search for new tail, the Miss USA pageant, since it's a bastard knock-off of the Miss America pageant, and also because we couldn't care less about goddamn beauty pageants. This year the competition turned into a hotbed of controversy after Miss California visibly pissed off judge and celebrity blogger Perez Hilton with her answer to his question about gay marriage (she's not a fan). To be fair, she did say "No offense" and that she thought it was great Americans are free to choose same-sex or "opposite" marriage - which is absolutely true in all but 44 states and according to the Federal Government.
The Fallout
The Future
Prejean should honestly be grateful she was forced to turn in the tiara. The only pageant contestants we remember are the ones involved in scandals - Vanessa Williams being stripped of the Miss America crown because her teen nudie pics showed up in Penthouse was the best thing that ever happened to us her, launching a singing, film (if you can count Eraser as a film) and television career.
Prejean already has a book deal, speaking tours and reality show offers lined up. And if nothing else, she's made sure no one cares about the woman who actually won Miss USA this year.
Donald Trump- Miss USA Pagent- Miss California- Swimwear
ReplyLOLWUT
Why would anybody care about what a fake boob idiot has to say?
ReplyWait, there's a Miss America pageant AND a Miss USA pageant? I thought there was only one. I don't really care, it's just interesting to know. Well, it's not interesting, actually. I just know now.
ReplyThanks, Cracked.com!
Miss America is the end result of its pageants. Miss USA determines the USA representative to the Miss Universe pageant.
thanks. no sarcasm, I actually was with doifebag in thinking they were synonymous
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Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesAwesome.
NICE
only the one second 'b'? oh well. nice one.
Try and say 'boobies' while dragging out the B. You will fail.
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ReplyNice one! A"breast"
Yes Upgrade, we all got that immediately after reading that. Except you apparently.
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This is a funny page, but I'd suggest retitling it as "Carrie Prejean" (or something of the like) to be more pertinent to the subject matter. Instead of covering the topic of Miss California in general, this Topic deals with Carrie Prejean and the "controversy" surrounding the 2009 Miss California Pageant.
ReplyWhere do the women with lopsided boobs fall on this chart?
ReplyDepends on which boob is bigger.
Lame and whatever.
ReplyQ.What do you think of gay marriage?
ReplyA.It's okay I suppose but that Donald Trump is a f*****g weird bird isn't he? What's up with that hair hat of his?
Now I'd sit through a pageant to see that!
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ReplyWait a sec. There's a difference between Miss America and Miss USA? There's two? f**k it I don't care.
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ReplyThose panties would totally work for the virgin Mary.
ReplyThat would be awesome.
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ReplyI think Hitler is a pretty cool guy. eh kills jews and doesn't afraid of anything.
ReplyDamn, I wish I could be as funny and original as you. Awesome joke, I lulz'd hard xD
If they asked her if she thought Hitler was a pretty cool guy, and she said yes, would people still respect her for speaking her mind?
ReplyThats totally different. Hitler was trying to wipe an entire race of the face of the earth, Prejean was just answering a question. Plus, she's hot.
Tolerance doesn't mean you can't answer a question honestly, people are expecting acceptance which you can't force and should not expect. I don't go around telling Christians that they are ignorant even though I find Christianity to be a detriment to society. She's entitled to her opinion, and was prompted for an honest answer to a question, it's not like she was asked 'what's your favorite cake' and answered 'razzle fer dazzle, oh and gay people shouldn't get married'.
Reply"I don't go around telling Christians that they are ignorant even though I find Christianity to be a detriment to society."
Umm, you just did idiot.
We all slip up sometimes.