Michael Myers is a fictional horror movie character and the primary antagonist of the long running Halloween franchise. He is what can only be charitably described as "over-zealous" with a kitchen knife and not well with family.
Many men have played Michael, but its not about them its about the men who gave birth to the fiend (theoretically). John Carpenter is a god among us horror fans, and Michael is his prodigy, and after being raped by careless filmmakers in the late 80's and 90's came a breath of fresh air with the respectful remake by Rob Zombie. But every fan was a little let down with the sequel to his remake, not at all as bad as 3 but not as good as its predecessor. Now with talks of a "Freddy vs Jason vs Michael" in the talks its like fans don't care if he keeps getting raped.
*The thing many people don't know is the mask Michael wears is actually a William Shatner Mask spray painted white.*
METHODS: KNIFE + BABYSITTER = SUCSESS
Mike loves this simple beauty. He knows more way to use a kitchen knife then Martha Stewart.
But he's still pretty handy with the everyday household pointy metal object.
MADNESS: DONT FUCK WITH AN 8 YEAR OLD WITH A MENTAL ISSUE
If you ever move into a neiborhood, make sure it dosent have a history of ape shit Halloween babysitter killers, and if it dose, dont move into the house right next to the madness.
RAPED (BY A SEQUEL): FROM 3 TILL THE REMAKE (ITS SEQUEL)
Halloween 3 Season of the Witch was the greatest raping of a movie ever (Other than Indiana Jones 4). And ever since Michael hasn't had the same flare. Luckily we got to be mindfucked by Rob Zombies Halloween Remake, but unfortunately the sequel was also just a rape (not as bad as 3 but still fucked up).
FREINDS & FAMILY
The Myers family was your everyday dysfunctional family with an asshole dad, striper mom, whore daughter, and psychopath brother. One day little crazy goes and removes half of the family leaving mom and little sis alone, but doesn't last longer than a week when the mom kills herself. Now 15 so years later big brother tries to make a family reunion with little sister and that goes as well as Hiroshima. So long story short, if you in the Myers family FUCK IT.