The Big Bang Theory
The big bang theory, shows the daily lives an aspergian asexual eccentric genius, his average nerd roomate and their slutty neighbor. oh and minorities sidekicks
Just The Facts
- For a Theoretical Physicist with two PhDs to rent his own apartment he would need to earn as much as a waitress.
- 25th series to include an indian scientist.
- Apparently the premise of the series was about a social-disfunctional genius getting a hot girl, around episode four it became evident that Sheldon's normal life was way more interesting.
- By season 3 Penny and Leonard could have a tragic accident and die and no one would notice they are missing for several episodes.
- The porn version of the title would lead to endless possibilities*
- 3.14159% of the viewers skip the opening.
- Hey! that's Pi! Coincidence?
- Yes.
The characters
Leonard: Experimental Physicist at Caltech, nerd and geek has troubles getting women until episode 4.
Sheldon: Theoretical Physicist at the same place, also nerd and geek, he's not interested in women nor men nor animals.
Penny: Currently working as waitress, moved to LA pursuing acting career.
Wolowitz and Koothrappali: same as the other two only Jewish and Indian respectively, Koothrappali can't talk to women unless drunk and Wolowitz lives with his mother.
No cliches so far, moving on

Screenplay planning sketch
The series
The show exploits the "nerds can't have sex topic", which totally makes sense, since in the 2000's casual sex is so uncanny.
The main plot involves the love interest of Leonard in Penny and apparently we care how their relationship develops.
As for comedy, the main recurring element is the contrast between the nerds intellect and behavior with Penny's social life (Which is so hilarious it never gets old[citation needed]) .
Around episode 4 Leonard starts being a regular guy having no problem in talking with Penny whatsoever, Leaving the 70% of the time to Sheldon.
Sheldon and Leonard's life together shows the common issues of roommates, being woke up in the middle of the night to answer social behavior inquiries, dealing with super specific food requirements, making a girlfriend uncomfortable with private interrogations, etc. Basically like having a 27 years old child that reminds you of your mother for wife.
At the middle of the first season Leonard dumps a girlfriend in a apparently healthy relationship for the unacceptable decision of moving some stuff into his house.
On the other side we have Sheldon's eccentricities facing everyday issues with hilarious scientific statements. Wolowitz unsuccessfully trying to get laid with any carbon-based life form (Yes, the show makes you smarter) and Koothrappali seldom getting drunk. Penny also walks around in little to no clothes.
Oh, and they eat asian food 7 out of 10 dinner scenes.

Pictured: The Big Bang
Episodes
Every episode of the series presents a different situation, from scientific conferences to Penny's weekly new boyfriend and everything in the middle, like a Korean child prodigy threatening Sheldon's career, Leonard ocasionally getting laid, Wolowitz mother attending the phone and Penny's weekly new boyfriend.
So far the series has 3 seasons on which *SPOILER ALERT* nothing really critical has happened except maybe for Leonard and Penny making out or having sex and Sheldon getting sick.
By the third season, Leonard starts dating Penny leaving them with less screen time than Wolowitz and Koothrappali.

Footage from upcoming Mr. Bean franchise reboot film.
Things to do at home:
- Take the following paragraph:
"Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mystery,
That all started with the big bang! BANG!"
- Compose the most annoying rhythm you can think of and tape yourself singing it.
- Compare:
Bang!

*See?






If you could kindly run this through a spellcheck and your genome through an X-ray machine, that would be great.
ReplySo let me get this straight; the lead characters on this show are nerds, there are multiple references to sci-fi and fantasy yet they've never dressed the hot blonde in a Princess Leia bikini?
Replythis is coming from someone who neither dislikes or likes the show, But before I read this article I watched some of the episodes and this article was dead on. But some people can find that kind of television appealing.
ReplyIt's a strongly mediocre show with overused stereotypes and flat jokes. It's painful to watch, knowing that there are nerds in the sense of Sheldon and Leonard who aren't nearly as socially retarded. I watched this hoping to relate and was just disgusted by how lame they portrayed the characters.
ReplyWait,sitcoms using basic stereotypes to indulge into a broader kind of humorous statement? Hold on the f*****g horses,charlie,'cause Seabiscuit is coming!
The shows twenty minutes, and cbs is allergic to stories that hold reasonable plots. A lot of people only watch tv when they catch it. Like a cartoon.
ReplyAlso, about the series, I've been watching all the episodes for too long and have started to act like I have Asperger's and no one in my family cares. I see myself in all these people, except for Leonard, because I'm not a middle aged white guy crushing on a twenty-two year old ex-cheerleader.
Sheldon's nice. He's like a eunech mixed with a sociopath that doesn't kill people and just dreamy.
The shows twenty minutes, and cbs is allergic to stories that hold reasonable plots. A lot of people only watch tv when they catch it. Like a cartoon.
ReplyAlso, about the series, I've been watching all the episodes for too long and have started to act like I have Asperger's and no one in my family cares. I see myself in all these people, except for Leonard, because I'm not a middle aged white guy crushing on a twenty-two year old ex-cheerleader.
Sheldon's nice. He's like a eunech mixed with a sociopath that doesn't kill people and just dreamy.
I hate this show.
ReplyI almost laughed, until i started reading
ReplyLove this show! The theme song's must-sing-along-with-it greatness!
ReplyI wish unshavable ear hair upon the author
sorry Cracked - i loved this show. found this article by searching cracked for big bang bcoz i wanted to introduce a friend to 2 of my favorites (cracked & big bang). Maybe u could write another article?
ReplyNonetheless, loved the screeplay flow chart.
I really love this show, so I strongly disagree with everything you said...
Reply... but honestly, that screenplay planning sketch was really well done
sorry Cracked, you definitely got it wrong here...
ReplySorry Cracked....I love this show.
ReplyHey numb nuts, leonard broke up with his girlfriend in the middle of the second season, not the first.
ReplyI can't sleep at night knowing I missed that.
these family-guy fans are surprising me, now they can write an article, I bet nrai took several long breaks...
ReplyGood Stuff.
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