Reality Shows

"Reality" Television - Getting more ridiculous every day.

The reason why you don't see


Just The Facts

  1. It goes without saying that ridiculousness is celebrated. No one wants happiness or normalcy, THAT'S BORING AND UNCATHARTIC!
  2. If the ratings are sucking, add celebrity guests! Works every time. If the show is already full of celebrities doing strange things and the ratings still suck - abandon all hope now. (See "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!")
  3. Reality TV is only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
  4. Even white eco liberal yuppies love reality T.V. The appeal is universal.

Is this real life?

Reality T.V. is the sweetest invention we as a modern society have ever come up with. You love it, your mom loves it, your grandma, your Dad. Why? Who the fuck cares?! There's some tatooed women in bikinis stripping for Bret Michaels! I can't stop to pontificate on our society's obsession with meaningless people and stupid situations--that chick's about to eat a sheep brain! So don't ask questions...just watch Snooki get punched in the face. And allow yourself to feel awesome.