"Reality" Television - Getting more ridiculous every day.
Reality T.V. is the sweetest invention we as a modern society have ever come up with. You love it, your mom loves it, your grandma, your Dad. Why? Who the fuck cares?! There's some tatooed women in bikinis stripping for Bret Michaels! I can't stop to pontificate on our society's obsession with meaningless people and stupid situations--that chick's about to eat a sheep brain! So don't ask questions...just watch Snooki get punched in the face. And allow yourself to feel awesome.